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Timothy The Mud Hippo

A little hippo from Guyana that was born from a male who mated with a female hippopotamus. Timothy is a scrumptious, muddy hippo with his nibbly nose, luscious lips and caramelized butt cheeks. He loves food especially fried chicken from KFC. He is smooth with the ladies and is a sweetmon.

Timothy the mud hippo loves his daddy tyrone.

Timothy the mud hippo watches the Simpsons all day long.

Timothy ate all of the fried rice and chowmein.

by TheSackAttack May 31, 2020


Hungry Hungry Hippo

When you're tapping your girls ass so hard her face is buried in the carpet, then you smack her ass so hard she jerks forward like a Hungry Hungry Hippo eating Kix Cereal you placed in front of her.

Bobby smacked that ass so hard Diamond jerked forward like a Hungry Hungry Hippo and sucked all Kix like she was a Dyson.

by Hasbro Bobby April 9, 2016


Purple Hippo Gang

The toughest of the bunch. Only real ganstas are part of the Purple Hippo Gang (AKA PHG). If you see someone throw up the PHG gang sign, you better walk the other way. If you cross the Purple Hippo Gang, invest in a headstone because you will need one soon.

Oh shit yo he's part of the Purple Hippo Gang don't fuck with him!

by PurpleHippoGang January 24, 2019


Dolph the Fascist Hippo

A psychotic hippo who praises hippos

Jhon: im gonna kms
Mr. Howard: Why?
Jhon: Dolph the Fascist Hippo-

by PusEeater420 December 9, 2022


Gurning like a hippo

A rare facial expression pulled by those on the brink of falling in love, usually whilst they think no one else is watching. For example when working at a computer or watching TV.

Often accompanied by total inability to concentrate and the making of uncharacteristic mistakes - see gurple

No don't ask him, he went out with that girl again last night and now he's gurning like a hippo. He's not gonna get anything done today...

by Almosnoopy May 23, 2011

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Hungry Hungry Hippos

1. Hungry hungry hippos is the best best damn game ever. It's a childrens game where you have to hit a lever to open your hippos mouth so it can swallow marbles. The person with the most marbles swallowed by their hippo in the end wins. Their are four colours of hippo; pink, orange, yellow and green.

2. The term can also be used to describe greedy people.

1. The trick to winning Hungry Hungry Hippos is you just whack the lever over and over again all the way through the game. There's the slight drawback of you breaking the lever but who cares.

2. "I went to Macky D's and saw a lot of Hungry Hungry Hippos

by Kay May 17, 2004

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hippo waddle saurus

A person who's exessive weight causes them to walk in an un-natural way.

A visually based description of 'overweight persons who waddle like a hippo when they walk' that emphasises the physical vilgarity of obesity.

It took ages to get through the checkout at the mall, I got stuck behind a hippo waddle saurus.

by Steelbeard September 30, 2008

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