House of Hung Chow

Any Japanese, Chinese, Polynesian or similar restaurant in which the likely outcome of dining there results in a 2 day bout of constipation, followed by an enormous blowout caused by the bean sprouts.

"Hey, guys! Let's go down to main street and grub and the House of Hung Chow. I'm starvin'"

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Hung like a gerbil

Someone with an extremely small penis.

Dude, is that a tic-tac in your pocket or are you hung like a gerbil???

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Hung like a mosquito

Possessing a very small penis. Opposite of hung like a horse.

Check out the nude pics of Brad Pitt...he's hung like a mosquito!

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gastronomically hung over

A state of being: when you are so full from your last meal that you dont want, or cant even stomach, the next one.

If we do the buffet for lunch we'll be so gastronomically hung over we wont need to worry about supper.

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Hung like a thumbtack

A male who has an exceedingly small penis

Ryan: "Hey Lindsey, did you boink John last night?"
Lindsey: "I'm not sure. He's hung like a thumbtack."

hung like a skunk

to be incredibly hung over after a long ass night.

i went way too fuckin hard last night, im hung like a skunk

Hung like a Zulu

This phrase refers to a man with an unusually large penis. The "Zulu" reference is a way of paying respects to the freakish penis size of this African warrior culture.

"Yeah, I talked to his girlfriend, and she said that he is hung like a Zulu!"

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