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The act of using a lightsaber as a strapon while in wheelbarrow position
Girlfriend,I just Jedi wheelbarrowed that transvestie last week!
Luke Skywalker was one of the best and gifted of all Jedi Knights. As the only son, of "The Chosen One", Anakin Skywalker, who became Darth Vader, he was literally the Resurrection and "Second Coming of the Jedi. He was the founder of the New Jedi Order, thus, becoming the first Jedi Grand Master since Yoda. Since he did all of these remarkable things, he is known in the Star Wars geek community as Jedi Jesus.
Rey:"You knew Luke Skywalker?!"
Han Solo: "Yep" Jedi Jesus was a good friend of mine."
To squeeze your penis past hemorrhoids. Is a difficult task to do without pain, hence, you need a Jedi.
When you take pcp, acid and heroine at the same time
Hi Janine it's eric haha gotchu with the Jedi time travel
Some extremely crazy or weird shit
My dad got involved in some Mexican Jedi shit after his phone became useless and he was looking for some ways to fix it
A older Religious gentleman left alone with a young child with no supervision
“Are you raping me master Jedi”
“My master asked me to grab his saber through His robe, the hilt was a bit wet and squishy”