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Typically a larger female, with a halfway decent face, also known as a BBW. They are good at cooking and eating food, watching movies, and going on short walks. Usually do not care for personal hygiene, but always are always concerned with the way they look. They are whiny, and ill mannered.
"OMG I feel so fat and bloated today..."
"Shut up, youre fine, you sound like Jessica."
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Definitely not wifey material. A basic bar hoe that seeks refuge in bars and night clubs so that unsuspecting men can't tell exactly how orange she is as a result of her attachment to layers of bronzer and/or tanning beds. You'll most likely find her gravitating towards men out of her league, or even more pathetic: taken. If you make friends with a Jessica, don't ask her to do your makeup or else you might open your eyes to a raccoon staring back at you in the mirror. She's the greatest friend temporarily, but next thing you know every night is ruined because she's too fixed on another guy and you're stuck covering her ass. One thing is for certain, you'll always look amazing next to Jessica even on your worst of days. At least there's that upside.
Pedro: Hey, man. I need to borrow your Clorox.
Ronnie: Sure thing. Why you need it?
Pedro: Jessica was over last night. I need to get her face off my pillow.
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A girl, usually a red head, who is secretly a guy.
A transvestite.
See that hooker over there, they’re a Jessica.
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A word originating from the Swedish Alps used to describe the act of building ceramic roads for raccoons. Can also be used to describe a doorknob of greasy nature.
E.g. 1: Who that guy cares a lot for raccoons.
Yeah he’s a real Jessica for building that road.
E.g. 2 Somebody messed their pizza grease on the doorknob.
Yeah now the doorknob is Jessica
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Jessica is the girl with the fattest ass on the planet. It bounces and shakes the earth each time. Though her ass is quite voluptuous, her tits aren’t anything to laugh. They jiggle and wiggle as she walks infatuating all.
Guy1: hey is that Jessica
Guy2: yeah I think so I just busted a nut
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Jessica is a a pretty girl. She can be bossy,bitchy and mean but if your her friend she’ll treat you with much respect. Sometimes she can be attention seeking and want the spotlight but if a friend is in need she wastes no time to get there. She has a nice body and is very sporty and competitive even against her bestest friends. She has been through tough times and even though she’s not the smartest she can get jealous and violent but if you know a Jessica she’s one of a kind.
Person 1 : omg dude do you see that girl she’s so fit !
Person 2 : she’s definitely a Jessica!
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Jessica is the best person ever known, she will some day rule the world. She can be mean sometimes but everyone still loves her no matter what. She is a nice girl when she wants to be but can be mean when she wants to be. She's not too girly but she isn't a manly man type of girl. She has a very nice body and likes to go on walks sometimes with her friends. She likes to smack her friend's butt sometimes and especially her boyfriend's for some odd reason. She likes to eat ring pops, especially the blue ones at football games with her friends. She doesn't like getting gifts just like most girls but she really appreciates presents anyway. She can pull off any look and look 100% all the time no matter what she's doing. She has nice silky smooth hair with the cutest smile in the whole world and always has her hair up in a bun, in a rare occasion you see her hair down, so you better appreciate it! Everyone loves Jessica and will never stop.
Jessica is toiiiiight!
Is Jessica coming over tonight? She's pretty entertaining
This Jessica girl hot AF
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