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Junkie Jive

when a junkie is so fried they start walking in this weird way where their arms are stiff straight, hands flat, head tilted and walk in the motion of a drunken penguin. Typically when they walk past you'll hear some strange mumblings or they will try to engage in conversation with you. If the latter is to occur do make eye contact and run for your life

"Quick run ! Dazza's doing the junkie jive" .

by Forgottensoul4567 May 4, 2024


Jack and Jive

To have a foursome.

"Let's have a foursome." "Are you ready to jack and jive?"

by Uchtdt September 13, 2023


MOCHA Jive Ass

Fake or Cheep Dollar store," Mocha Cappuccino Supreme"
5 single servings for a dollar. As opposed to getting a Cappuccino at your local Star Bucks, or road side Coffee stand.

Man, my unemployment checks are about to run out, looks like I'll be drinking MOCHA Jive Ass Coffee, till I, find a job again.

by MagicLanternProductions June 28, 2010


alive jive

A reference to someone's smooth dancing.

Continue that alive jive, man! Right on!

by Ereck Flowers November 22, 2018


Jeffay Jelqing Jive

A performance complementary to a Mavin Masturbation Manoeuvre, whereby one forcibly eLENGgates your wene by grappling the shaft with vigour to make it bigger whilst Mark's mellifluous white girl melodies are resonating around the room (goon-cave), to provide a spectacle and a salty treat.

Willie Leng: "Hey big Wood, I hear you've be attempting to eLENGgate your wene by performing a Jeffay Jelqing Jive"
Big Wood: "yeah man, I'm gonna have the Lengest wene on Mavin Street!"

by JimmyTomlinson2 November 26, 2023


Jive turkey

Most offensive word in the human language

We thought Cornelius called Lou a jive turkey but he really called him a cocksucker

by Saviddims November 23, 2021


Jive turkey

A dishonest person. A liar or someone you dislike because they are scammers.

“Why don’t you say that to my face you jive turkey?”

by SandiH April 3, 2019