when you have a piece of meat and its dripping with special sauce
Yeah mate, I have a massive dripping kebab after seeing her last night.
Some one whos got a fat greasy face. Usually used towards people who are Mediterranean or middle eastern.
if you don’t want to ask a question or just want to be random just say ur nans a kebab. not really a meaning to it it’s jsut random
rebecca: *says something that makes you uncomfortable*
you: “your nans a kebab”
Squatting down to eat your kebab because you have had too much to drink and can't stand up straight to eat it.
'That chick is so wasted she is pulling the squat kebab on the corner'
'On a scale of one to squat kebab how messy was your Saturday night in the valley?'
The Niagara falls of jelly fish slapping
Buzz buzz squelch squelch Kerry's kebab
A kebab that is bought when sober, rancid for the way you feel after consumption.
Mike - I had a rancid kebab last night
Kev - No way, how did that go down?
Mike - not good, i was shitting brown paint all night.
Kev - scumming.
A Turkish guy who goes Teknik in Sweden and he is on the food committee. HE promises to make sure that we have Kebab to lunch every day of the week and on the weekend and his real name is Serkan.
1Hey kebab teknikern what will it be for lunch today
2 (kebab teknikern) Kebab what else
1 ok why
Kebab teknikern BEcause Islam is Kebab And Kebab is Life! and also because kebab tastes good.