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A communist with a college education who chooses to think like a nigger.
"Why won't Shirley come to our weekend barbecues any more?"
"Ever since she read that book about animal abuse she's been on this vegan kick. Not for the supposed benefits, but to feel superior to everyone else. Every time she hears about anything she looks for something to be offended about on the behalf of others."
"Oh... never knew Shirley was such a liberal."
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A fucking retard that needs to fucking burn in hell for their sins
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Nearly every person located in and around Hollywood, California that:
a. possesses a SAG card.
b. receives free designer apparel and accessories and requires bodyguard service for red-carpet events.
c. works press junkets for cinematic excrement with $50 million budgets.
d. requests to be a guest on The Oprah Winfrey Show every time they donate money to charity.
e. shoots poison into their faces in a futile attempt to fight the aging process.
f. wears hokey t-shirts declaring their support for a Presidential candidate, when it really is a private issue that shouldn't be gratuitously advertised like a Superbowl ad.
g. Awkwardly waxes-political during "Access Hollywood" interviews, rather than just promoting the latest cash hemorrhage some studio financed.
h. never misses a massage.
i. never misses a photo op.
j. never misses the Vanity Fair Oscar party.
k. never contributes a dime to the myriad plights many Americans are suffering (i.e. Hurricane Katrina victims are STILL displaced, some American kid is aging out of the Foster system as I type this, teachers are some of the hardest-working, underpaid people in this country), but goes out of their way to adopt foreign kids, raise awareness about genocide in Darfur or hire an illegal alien to clean their 7,000 sq. ft. Los Feliz home.
Rare exceptions: Chris Rock.
"It sure would be nice if those trend-whoring liberals in Hollywood would just shut the hell up and leave political debates to the people who can manage a declarative sentence without using the words 'like,' 'totally,' and 'um.'"
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an obnoxious, ignorant, power-hungry politician who lies to the poor and impoverished to accomplish his/her own ends without caring for the future of his/her country as long as they have power by gaining their vote. often promises hopes of free hand outs to the poor, therefore pacifying them and gaining their trust so as to be re-elected.
Jim: Senator Obama is a lying piece of dick trash. Hes only out there for his own gain.
Bob: Oh, you mean that liberal scumbag? I agree totaly.
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Someone who says they support free speech. On the left wing of the political airplane. They hate the military and long to see America humiliated. They like to kill babies. Most Democrats are liberals. Many are treehuggers. They oppose George W. Bush and his actions because they are a bunch of whiners. They complain about everything that conservatives say that hurts their feelings. Most blacks are liberal.
Never show a liberal graciousness. If you offer him/her an olive branch, they will smack you with it while simultaneously hugging the tree.
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A group of politicians that in the US are wholly and completely devoted to ruining the country. They believe that poor people should have the rich people's money, because communism and socialism are such good ideas, right? Abortion is cool, but not cutting down a tree in their eyes.
Me: why are the taxes so damned high?
Friend: So your dead beat beaners next door can buy their food for free.
me: Who's idea was that?
Friend: The liberals.
Me: why are gas prices so damned high?
friend: because we can't harvest our own oil in America.
Me: why not?
You guessed it.
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As its used today, a liberal is someone who still thinks its 1969. A liberal's good taste in music and art is usually off-set by minor priority flaws. You know you're a liberal if you would tie your self to an oil drill before you would give 5 bucks to a homeless man.
Damn tree-hugging hippies are just a bunch of liberals.
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