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Nearly every person located in and around Hollywood, California that:
a. possesses a SAG card.
b. receives free designer apparel and accessories and requires bodyguard service for red-carpet events.
c. works press junkets for cinematic excrement with $50 million budgets.
d. requests to be a guest on The Oprah Winfrey Show every time they donate money to charity.
e. shoots poison into their faces in a futile attempt to fight the aging process.
f. wears hokey t-shirts declaring their support for a Presidential candidate, when it really is a private issue that shouldn't be gratuitously advertised like a Superbowl ad.
g. Awkwardly waxes-political during "Access Hollywood" interviews, rather than just promoting the latest cash hemorrhage some studio financed.
h. never misses a massage.
i. never misses a photo op.
j. never misses the Vanity Fair Oscar party.
k. never contributes a dime to the myriad plights many Americans are suffering (i.e. Hurricane Katrina victims are STILL displaced, some American kid is aging out of the Foster system as I type this, teachers are some of the hardest-working, underpaid people in this country), but goes out of their way to adopt foreign kids, raise awareness about genocide in Darfur or hire an illegal alien to clean their 7,000 sq. ft. Los Feliz home.
Rare exceptions: Chris Rock.
"It sure would be nice if those trend-whoring liberals in Hollywood would just shut the hell up and leave political debates to the people who can manage a declarative sentence without using the words 'like,' 'totally,' and 'um.'"
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an obnoxious, ignorant, power-hungry politician who lies to the poor and impoverished to accomplish his/her own ends without caring for the future of his/her country as long as they have power by gaining their vote. often promises hopes of free hand outs to the poor, therefore pacifying them and gaining their trust so as to be re-elected.
Jim: Senator Obama is a lying piece of dick trash. Hes only out there for his own gain.
Bob: Oh, you mean that liberal scumbag? I agree totaly.
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Someone who says they support free speech. On the left wing of the political airplane. They hate the military and long to see America humiliated. They like to kill babies. Most Democrats are liberals. Many are treehuggers. They oppose George W. Bush and his actions because they are a bunch of whiners. They complain about everything that conservatives say that hurts their feelings. Most blacks are liberal.
Never show a liberal graciousness. If you offer him/her an olive branch, they will smack you with it while simultaneously hugging the tree.
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A group of politicians that in the US are wholly and completely devoted to ruining the country. They believe that poor people should have the rich people's money, because communism and socialism are such good ideas, right? Abortion is cool, but not cutting down a tree in their eyes.
Me: why are the taxes so damned high?
Friend: So your dead beat beaners next door can buy their food for free.
me: Who's idea was that?
Friend: The liberals.
Me: why are gas prices so damned high?
friend: because we can't harvest our own oil in America.
Me: why not?
You guessed it.
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As its used today, a liberal is someone who still thinks its 1969. A liberal's good taste in music and art is usually off-set by minor priority flaws. You know you're a liberal if you would tie your self to an oil drill before you would give 5 bucks to a homeless man.
Damn tree-hugging hippies are just a bunch of liberals.
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someone who : doesnt belive in God ( unless that God is named Allah ) , loves homosexuality , hates white people ( especially middle aged white christian males ) , is a hypocrite , is full of hate for the white race , belives its okay to call a white man " cracker " , is scared of radical muslims ( even though they worship the towelheads ) believes America should be destroyed , cant look in the mirror ( especially if theyre white ) worships the black man , pretends to be black , dates anyone but theyre own race ( applies to white women ) is a complete sissy , laughs at black people when they make a joke (even if it wasnt funny ) fells responsible for slavery ( even though it happened 100's of years ago ) , shows up in the mass media every time a black person was wronged but stays quiet when a white person is wronged , is a sore loser, kills children, votes for someone just because the person is black and then accuses others of racism if they dont vote for the balck person too.
If im a liberal i can choose to vote for a presidential canidate just because he's black, and it makes me out to be a hero.
But if i vote for a presidential candidate that i like because of his politics but he happens to be white , my liberal friends will dis-own me and call me a racist
Im a liberal and im a big siisy
Im a liberal cause i like gays and im a gay too
Im a liberal im scared of radical muslims so ill just bend over backwards to please them so they wont kill me
im a liberal and work with this black guy , i laugh at his sillyness cause im scared of him
im a liberal and im a hypocrite
im a white liberal i cant look in the mirror cause im ashamed of slavery that happened 100's of years ago
Im a liberal,Jesus is a fictional character but i'll admit that Allah exists because i dont want my throat cut by a radical muslim
im a white liberal woman i suck and fuck black men cause im scared of them and i hate my father and mother forgiving birth to me in a white family
im a white liberal i learned to act ,walk ,dress ,talk , like a black innner city thug because im ashamed of my white heritage,im a pathetic loser.
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Liberal; a mental illness, a distortion of reality, a conflict between emotion and reason and a constant search for something to be a victim of
The liberals were whining after the election
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