bong logic

An outlandish idea, with possible influence of a bong.

"Man, don't drag the couch out into the street, that's bong logic!"

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spaghetti logic

n. computer slang. A program with commands that are put awry on purpose, to create a chaotic program.

This program just makes my computer go to shit, it's all spaghetti logic!

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logic vacuum

When someone says something so ridiculous they suck the logic right out of you

She's such a logic vacuum she thought there were actual lions in Michigan

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monkey logic

The belief that throwing enough shit at a problem will make it go away.

Our software vendors are using monkey logic with all the releases they have been sending out this week.

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Hindu logic

An abstract theory that attempts to explain faulty logic or nonsensical actions committed by certain East-Indian individuals. Only applies to those to frequently commit such actions.

Indian person: I just cut myself with a cheese grater.

Normal person: Why? Oh wait, never mind. Hindu logic

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female logic

Logic can be defined as reason, rationale, or the process of arriving at a deduction using existing principles of validity. Since men and women have completely different perspectives of looking at the same situation, the principles or reasoning used to assess a situation can be vastly different. Female logic refers to the method of assessing a situation using the perspective of women.

If more people used female logic to assess things, the world would be very different.

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stoner logic

The roundabout way you have to convince certain stoners of things. Common tactics include using their delusions against them, inductive leaps, and citing universally held stoner beliefs.

Stoner: Woooo! I am mighty!
Neighbor: Dude thinks he can fly. Don't argue, or he'll jump to prove it.
Friend: What am I supposed to say?
Neighbor: Dunno. Use stoner logic.
Friend: Hey Lawrence! Where's your cape and mask, man?
Stoner: Oh shit! Um...
Friend: Lawrence, get your ass back in the house before everyone knows your secret identity!
Stoner: Shhh! I'm goin'! Quite sayin' my name!
Neighbor: Well played.

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