The most, small, funny, kind person you'll ever meet. A person who just loves everyone and cares about the people in his life dearly. He also apparently likes girls who eat carrots.
Louis Tomlinson is so caring
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A designer label which specializes in "leather goods". Basically they have some underage children working in a factory making a bunch of purses by hand. They charge a lot for their purses and stuff, but I think it's okay. You have to make money somehow. People make fun of other people who wear Louis Vuitton, it's most likely because they were bullied in school for being poor and wearing jeans from Wal-Mart. Louis Vuitton is however over-priced and marketed to the point that you're considered cool if you own a "Louis".
In reality it isn't what you buy that makes you cool, it's your personality. But unfortunately today's society is too shallow, so I guess you should go out and buy a Louis Vuitton purse to look cool, it's the only thing that will give nerds and anorexic people alike a chance at popularity.
Blonde person: "Oh She has a Louis Vuitton purse! She must make millions of dollars! Omg she must be a celebrity!"
Poor person: "Shut up bitch, Louis Vuitton is a cheap label for whores who wear too much makeup and people who want to think they're rich!"
Blonde person: "Shut up, you're too poor to understand. If someone like you, a hobo looking girl, walked into Louis Vuitton they would call security and you would make it on the channel six news for attempted murder!"
Louis Vuitton: (speaking in french) "Actually I invented a different class of luggage, that was my goal. I wanted something reliable, and innovative. It's my decendants and the people who took over the company who reinvented the brand to be a money sucking powerhouse, and who started over pricing it. Although many celebrities back in my day were craving for my luggage, because it was so reliable and stylish. So early on, many of the little peons wanted a Louis Vuitton because they wanted to have the same luggage as their favorite actress, only because they wanted to feel special. That was the eventual downfall/start of my company"
Blonde person and poor person: (Look in shock)
Poor person: "Aren't you dead?"
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1. The home of Budwiser, Nelly and Chingy
2. A very Rough City, ranked number 2 for most dangerous city to live in. The west part of st louis is more white collar and has more money. Gets more Ghetto towards the east and north sides of the city.
3. Just about the only place in missouri that has stuff to do other than kansas city and a population over 2 million.
4. pretty much one of the coolest cities in the midwest.
5. nobody outside of the midwest knows where it is.
person 1: Where the hell is st louis?
Person 2: Missouri, you dumbass.
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literally the CUTEST man in the word .hes mine so dont touch him.Hes an amazing actor .go stream enola holmes babes.He is so adorable and HIS LITERALLY THE CUTEST THING .ok sorry.hes amazing go check him out if you want a celebrity crush.but he already has a girlfriend which is me so .you can simp but not too much chill anyways so
girl 1:who is louis partridge ive been seeing him all over tiktok
girl 2:hes my husband
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Horrible Trump donor who just happens to be running the USPS. He kneecapped the post office so that Americans canβt vote Trump out in the upcoming election. See: Voter Suppression
My mail hasnβt been delivered in forever! Thank that Louis DeJoy!
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Younger brother of Napoleon. Commonly known as King of the rabbits. This lazy dude when he mooched Holland from his brother he gathered a large amount of people and in Dutch said "I am your rabbit." He meant to say "I am your king", but couldn't bother learning the language of the people he ruled over.
Learn your language before you travel or be like Louis Bonaparte and be made fun of by historians
Hes okay, his favorite hobby is ignoring people ans he secretly hides his love for men.
Louis Boettger secretly likes Nathan