Aint Even On the Map

1. Not widely known by the general public
2. A crew or hood that has no rep

1. Yall aint gangsta, you aint even on the map
2. KGE? Why are you repping that, you aint even on the map
Rose Hills? You're dead, you aint even on the map

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google maps moment

When looking at your current location on google maps reveals that you in fact had no idea where you are.

Friend 1: Where are you just now mate?

Friend 2: Freiburg mate, somewhere in central Germany

Friend 1: No it isn't, check it out on google maps!

Friend 2: Holy shit i'm pretty much in Prague!

google maps moment

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Bunny Map

The map that defines the seating placement of an orgy

I looked at the Bunny Map and noticed I was sat at a table with people who had aids

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Mexican road map

Refers to the appearance of the skin and veins when the scrotal sack is stretched taut

After excessive drinking at a party, Johnny's dad showed everyone his Mexican road map

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Google Maps yourself

To take an elevated view of yourself, your life and where you are - seeing your life more clearly for what it is. Akin to ascending a mountain to look down on the place where you live and seeing things in a bigger perspective. The Big Picture of your own life.

You should climb up the hill to the lookout above town and Google Maps yourself man...

You'll see things clearly. You'll focus on the big picture.

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red dot on the map

Slang. Another way of saying sex offender who just got charged with sex crimes.

Two tough guys were walking around the corner. They saw a sick dude attacking a little kid. The two guys ran over and pulled off the guy from the kid. They screamed at him and said ARE YOU FUCKIN KIDDING ME!! She’s a little kid! Then the cops came and arrested him. As they’re taking him away the cop said you’re going to be a red dot on the map. Wym? It’s another way of saying a sex offender who just got charged with sex crimes.

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"You pick the map"

The act of picking a map to play in a videogame.
However, there are some restrictions on which map.
The map may not be any of the following:
de_dust
de_dust2
awp_arena
cs_crackhouse
rocket maynor
duel
ctf_2fort
flatland
icicle mountain
bog
etc.

"you pick the map"

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