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sound manager

the sexy beast that sits at the back of the auditorium. usually has a completely useless assistant. Is talented and knowledgeable in all things sound. Has the best taste in music. May also be known as Audio Jesus, Sound God or Sound Goddess. Do not piss them off because they will either shut your microphone off during your solo or strangle you with an XLR wire

friend: what are you doing tonight?
Sound Manger: off doing soundy things, as the sound manager i have no life

actor: make sure my mic sounds good
Sound manager: it would sound good if you actually said your lines like your would in a show when we do mic check.

by LovelyHate May 25, 2011

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meat manager

he who is all about the penis and manages it like a deli owner

Billy is a meat manager he manages more meat than a butcher! basically a homo sexual like you.

by TyWeeZy May 26, 2008

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Game manager

The most derogatory name you can give a starting quarterback at any level; but if the cleat fits wear it. In the case of a game manager the reality is his team is good enough to run itself (mostly due to a high-level of talent on the team) and all he does is fill in a necessary position. Calling a quarterback a game manager tends to be more offensive to mediocre quarterbacks simply because it implies they themselves aren't much of a talent, improviser or a needed individual for the team. A game manager simply is filling a spot that any half-wit half talented athlete with basic knowledge of football could do because everyone else on his team is a beast excluding the game manager :(

Game managers are not even the icing on the cake but more of a fancy decoration or candle on it.

Wow the starting quarterback this year hasn't done anything special or dazzling

but his team is undefeated... what a game manager

by Deeznutszzz August 28, 2015

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Lab Manager

1. Commonly a female who is F.I.N.E.-Freaky Insecure Neurotic Emotional female that will be laughing like a school girl one moment and in a split second with the doors closed behind you in her office is an out of control screaming, maniacal, insulting and condescending insane creature that obviously should be on medication. If she is not extremely anorexic and homely, she is extremely obese and homely-either one is bad. Could also be a bleached blonde that is dumber than a cardboard box and doesn't know that Mayo Clinic is in Rochester MN, and not Rochester NY (rural) Exercise extreme caution around this female, do not go into any rooms that the door can be closed, have a video camera with you at all times and treat her as if she is mentally ill at all times.
2. Uncommonly a male that has an extreme level of estrogen, and is usually a pretty nice guy. However, most of these guys are impotent and not just in their job capacity.Mostly benign, until you trigger that deep underlying emotional disorder, and heavy closet scotch problem.

Dude, I think she went totally Lab Manager on me over the microscope light being shut off, I suggested that she get her Lithium level checked.

The pink shirt on Valentine's Day tells it all that this guy is a Lab Manager!!! What guy is sucking him off this week?

by Shaniqqua May 9, 2012

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Team Manager

Someone who sucks so she had to settle for team Manager to be part of the team.

Wow Alex is such a trash team manager she's just here for the sausage fest

by Angry Goalkeeper October 21, 2018

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bank manager

A clerk, usually dressed in smart clothing. They can be found in an office drinking tea and watching YouTube and often pretend they are hard at work. They attempt to come and go whenever they like and usually tell another member of staff to deal with a customer who is requiring some help and advice.

Most bank managers work Monday to Friday, 9:00am - 5:00pm in England, however most people know that they are not actually working, just playing on a computer.

Look! Did you see that guy in the uniform? He's totally a bank manager because he ignored me when I asked him why my credit card was being declined.

by Mc Noggin April 4, 2018

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pussy managed

This is one step above being pussy whipped. You will do certain things to appease your lady for personal gain, but never as a whipped slave.

" Jim is not quite pussy whipped, he is just pussy managed "

by SorryAboutThat March 28, 2014

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