The greatest guy you could find
the bestest guy in the world, hard to find, one of a kind
"i wish i could find a guy like matty"
Meaning: "Mute; Ain't Talking To You". Used in gaming and social situations, "Matty" simply means "butt out".
Mostly used in the context of when you're having a conversation, and a third party (regardless of affiliation) tries to force their way in / interject their opinion.
Bob: "I'm just saying, he had to do what he did to save face."
Dwayne: "He's a multi-millionaire! Suing to 'save face' makes him look like an a-hole."
Fred (a butt-sniffing interloper who only heard the last word of the conversation): "YeAh BuTt-..."
Bob: "MATTY!"
Dwayne: "MATTY!"
Fred (clearly confused by the new, 'hip-to-the-jive' terminology): ....
Dwayne: "...As I was saying, if a celebrity worth multiple-millions of dollars has to sue a 'parody artist' to 'make ends meet'...then they're dumb, and the whole thing is stupid.
Honestly, why did I make up some sort of convoluted scenario in order to post my 'new word' to a public website? What have I become? Is this life? or is this fantasy? (Ha! You thought I'd type / say something else there, didn't you?)
... Aaaaand I bet you're now singing that very song in your head right now, right?
...Oh, you have no idea what I'm talking about? Of course you do.
And so it has been written...
...and if you're trying to "@" me right now, 'Matty' bitches, I ain't talking to you.
The rear end of a person. (Bum)
Usually used for censored way of explaining ass.
Me: Oh, Darrrrg, her Matty is looking Hella fat my guy.
Friend: Oh, jheeeez. She’s Hella thicc
Adjective used to describe ruining or wrecking of something. Can also be used to describe completely fucking something up
Right I'm in the gulag let's hope I don't Matty it
Matty is a great guy. He is a loyal friend and will always be by your side. Just don't make fun of him, or he'll for sure yell at you. Otherwise, he's a kind and caring person who is there in your darkest times. He's a great boyfriend to anyone and will love you forever. Mattys are great people, so once you find one, never let him go.
"Hey, isn't that Matty?"
"Yeah, he's my best friend."
"Oh wow.. Just know that you should never let go of him, okay?"
a man that's smart but a bit horny
hey matty you're smart
matty please get off i don't consent