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The process of hiring a Mongolian little person to give you an Alligator Reacharound.
Hey bud, can we go back to my place and do some Mongolian Flickgooning
Similar to it's cousin the mongolian slide, the shimmy is a less powerful mongolian courtship ritual that relies more on technique. Unlike the slide, the shimmy will break a pinky at most. The key to performing the shimmy relies more on your knowledge of advanced trigonometry to acquire the appropriate angle for maximum effect.
After the mongolian slide proved too intense for his back, our professor switched his main technique from the slide to the mongolian shimmy.
Similar to its cousin the mongolian slide, the mongolian shimmy is a courtship ritual used by mongolian warlords. The shimmy, unlike the slide, uses less power in favor of technique. The shimmy requires some advanced Trigonometry, and knowledge of piston engineering to perform adequately. Older mongolian warlords whose backs may not be fit to perform the slide will utilize the shimmy.
With his age too high, our professor could no longer perform the mongolian slide, so he used the mongolian shimmy instead.
When you stack three people of Mongolian descent upon one another in the nude and proceed to lick their various generals and assholes all the way up.
Dude. Last night was wild, I climbed the Mongolian steps!
The time period just before prarie dogging when you first feel a poop coming on. Particularly after having Hu-Hot Mongolian with a boat load of Jalapenos.
on the phone "Hey Jim, I gotta let you go; I got a Mongolian Jalapeno Hot-knocker"
3 men sitting in beanbags criss cross applesauce jerking off the other two guys such that each man has 2 different hands stroking them
Yo bros! Pull up to my crib I just got some new bean bags. We can totally partake in a Mongolian meat stick!
The art of owning and maintaining Mongolian slaves
I work in the field of Mongolianism