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When you take a shit big enough to clear the water and then ejaculate on the top
Do it mountain peaking
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A wealthy suburb of Birmingham, AL (it is actually technically its own city). It is the wealthiest city in Alabama and consistently ranked as one of the top 15 wealthiest (per family) cities in the nation. Mountain Brook is home to most of Alabama's "elite."
There is one high school (Mountain Brook High School), one junior high school (Mountain Brook Junior High), and four elementary schools (Cherokee Bend, Crestline, Mountain Brook, and Brookwood Forest).
Mountain Brook is known for its lavish lifestyles, Christianity (although there is a thriving Jewish populace in the city), conservatism, worship of Alabama and Auburn football, and its country clubs (Mountain Brook Country Club and Birmingham Country Club to be more specific). Mountain Brook people are pejoratively known as "brookies" by other residents of Birmingham. Famous people from Mountain Brook include Natalee Holloway and Courtney Cox.
Detractors of Mountain Brook are quick to point out it's "close-minded, ivory tower mentality," while its fans praise it for it's "good education, low crime rates, and overall safety."
Mountain Brook stores are organized around 3 "villages:" Crestline Village (where city hall is located), Mountain Brook Village, and English Village. Many Mountain Brook residents also shop at the nearby "Summit," which is not technically located in Mountain Brook.
Rebecca: Hello, I just moved to Birmingham and I was wondering where I can find good public schools for my children?
Bobby: Mountain Brook has the best public schools by far! If you can afford a house there, I suggest you buy it so that your kids can enjoy this great education. It also would be a very safe neighborhood!
Christina: Oh my gosh look at those 7 Jeans! I wish I could get them!!
Amanda: Silly Christina; we live in Mountain Brook. We CAN get them!!
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n. another term for Capitol Hill, Seattle's largest concentration of homosexuals.
-"let's go downtown tonite!"
-"nah, I say we hit up fag mountain for a few drinks instead."
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The greatest Sousaphone line on Earth. Appalachian State rings with the sound of the sousaphone section of Appalachian State Marching Band.
Yo! Did you hear those Sousas?
Yeah man, they're like the Thunder of the Mountains!
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The perforation that appears in a man's pants in the region of his genitals while in the act of sitting down that appears to be the visual representation of an erect penis concealed by clothing, but is in fact an optical illusion created by the folding and shifting material of imperfectly fitting clothing.
Mandi: Hey babe, let's sit down and watch a movie.
Chad: Okay!
Mandi: You seriously have an erection already!?!
Chad: nah babe, it's just dick mountain. I gotta get a new pair of slacks.
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Splash Mountain is a log flume at Disneyland, Tokyo Disneyland, and the Magic Kingdom at the Walt Disney World Resort, based on the characters, stories, and songs from the 1946 Disney film Song of the South. Although there are variations in the story and features between the three locations, each installation begins with a peaceful outdoor float-through that leads to indoor dark ride segments, with a climactic steep drop into a "briar patch" followed by an indoor finale.
Height Requirement: 40 Inches (101 cm, 3'3")
Drop Height: 52.5 ft (16m)
Kid 1: I'm sooo ready for Splash Mountain! That drop looks so cool!
Kid 2: We're gonna get soaked!
Zip-a-dee-do-dah
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The situation that arises when two guys have a smoke sesh...alone.
"Hey man you tryna smoke later?"
"Nah man, I'm not tryna Smokeback Mountain"
"Sounds like someone is insecure about his sexuality."
"Fine let's go."
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