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When your nose accidentally goes into a chicks asshole while 69ing.
I was face deep in a hair box and she sat up and i gave her a muddy Goldstein
Mike: I left my turd outside and it became a muddy ice!
Ashton: That's awesome!
When a girl deep throats you after doing anal sex.
She had a muddy neck from her drunken adventures last night, you could smell it on her breath.
Similar to eskimo brothers, except for gay men. When two or more bros have gaped the same dudes poop chute.
John was so ecstatic to tell Bill he finally reamed out Terry after the club Saturday night and they are finally Muddy Buddies!
When you want a spicy enema (butt chugg), but you dont want to get wasted... you just want a nice tingling sensation in your innards, you grab a diet coke and a few mentos. Carefully place the mentos in your mudslide, once inserted start shaking a two liter of diet coke, open the top and sit on the bottle in one swift motion then wait for the fireworks to begin! Dont pull off too soon, because your partner can drink that up! Two girls one cup? Nah two people, one two liter... and a couple mentos. Enjoy!
Sue: Bill, grab the diet coke and mentos.
Bill: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Sue: I want you to drink my ass pop tonight.
Bill: Aye Baby! It's Muddy Sprinkler time!
When one person defecates into their partners anus and they proceed to shit it back into the original members anus. This resembles a brown portal from the classic game, portal. This can go on for days, minutes, hours, really just as long as you keep shitting
Ben made sure to feast on Taco Bell at lunch night because he was going to attempt the Muddy Portal with his girlfriend tonight!
The act of covering yourself with feces, in most cases your own, to avoid attack by physical or sexual predators.
My last stint in prison was brutal, so many inmates wanted to get a piece of my pretty ass. I had to pull the Muddy Dutch a few times at night to keep my butt-hole tight...