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Having no make up on.
She isn't a girl you ever want to see face naked.
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The first internet search done by a 3rd or 4th grader to figure out what exactly his friends in school are talking about.
(Naked lady can't very well be used in a sentence, you bitchcock)
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A highly effective technique(when used in the proper context)for mating with the opposite sex.step 1:make an excuse to enter girls apartment/house.step 2:when girl leaves room get nude and wait.step 3:butter her bread!
Awesome dude:may use your bathroom hotchick?
Hotchick:sure awesome guy!
(awesome dude disrobes assumes captain morgan pose,hotchick returns)
Hotchick:oh my!
Awsome dude:oh yes!the naked man strikes again!
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Eating cheese while being naked...
she did abit of naked cheese
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Americanised version of buck naked. Probably arisen from the Yank inability to speak English.
American: I don't ever get butt-naked when I shower at the gym.
Everyone else: It's "buck-naked," you idiot!
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