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if you hear this after a g note, its already too late, nothing can save you now.
the emo's are coming.
guy 1: *presses the g on a keyboard then the f# note"
guy 2: dude, are you trying to get us killed?
guy 1: what, I just pressed 2 keys?
The act of ejaculating onto someone's face and sticking money to it, typically done by sugar daddies and/or done to prostitutes.
Sophie was beyond stoked I gave her a Post-It note, she used the cash to pay her phone bill
Corvus: I CANT DELETE THE FANFIC HELPAGDKAHD I DONT LIKE THE NEW SAMSUNG NOTES WHY DID I DELETE THE OLD ONE
Dude, is my order of math notes in yet?
So last weekend I used math notes for the first time.
When you make a list of things that you want only for yourself. NOT TO SHARE
Note to selfish, pick up more vodka!
A notebook, that is used to kill people. Only a few posses them. Current owners as of now are: Light Yagami, who is basically a nerd that somehow excels at sports and gets all the ladies, Misa Amane, a stupid star that wants to get some from Light, Mikami Teru, a nerd that got beat up in school and now wants revenge.
Mikami used the death note to kill Hilary Duff, who rejected Mikami when he asked her out
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The portion of a Wikipedia entry above the 'Contents' box.
Bob: What the heck is a 'shaka'?
Joe: I don't know. Did you read the cliff notes?
Bob: Joe, are you high? There's no cliff notes for hand signals.
Joe: I am high, but you can get the cliff notes for anything by reading whatever is above the 'Contents' box for its Wikipedia entry.
Bob: o_O
Joe: The more you know, Bob. The more you know.
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