Straight Hook

Someone who has always been the same way ever since you met.

Doug, your a straight hook.

Mohamad Straight

A Texas Hold'em term used by several WSOP players to denote an incomplete 4 card straight. It originated from Mohamad Saleh, a poker physicist, who thought he had a straight at the final table at the Rubin invitational in 2011.

*The River Card shows*
Player 1: I just caught a straight. *Bets*
Player 2: I call.
*Player 1 flips his cards and reveals the Mohamad straight*
Dealer: Sir, that's not a straight.
*Player 1 looks at his cards and the board*
Player 1: Fuck

straight bottom

A heterosexual man who likes to be anally penetrated by a woman.

Jean: I'd love to fuck a guy in the ass with my strapon but I'm not a domme and I don't know any gay guy who'd let me do him...
Kim: Ask Charles, he's a real straight bottom, he's totally into pegging!

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straight folded

When you are inebriated to such an extent that you are nothing but folded. You are "Straight Folded."

Yo, I just drank a fifth of henny and smoked this fat blunt. I am STRAIGHT FOLDED.

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being straight

you like the oppisite gender

person1: I'm being straight
person2: good for you

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straight edge

A board, or piece of wood or metal, having one edge perfectly straight, used to ascertain whether a line is straight or a surface even, and for drawing straight lines.

"Are you straight edge?"
"Did you just call me a fucking ruler?"

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that's so straight

an anti-'that's so gay' response
said to make straight people uncomfortable and make them stop saying 'that's so gay'

you like the opposite sex? that's so straight

stop acting that way..you're so straight

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