Squidward nose

Inspired by the character Squidward Tentacles from SpongeBob SquarePants, this is when you have a long penis, but it’s top-heavy and flaccid, and as a result, is floppy.

“Hey man, I heard Jamie couldn’t get it up last night, that squidward nose ruined the mood.”

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Nose-Beak

A human nose that closely resembles a beak, especially when pulled on.

"Woah, Alex...that's a pretty big nose-beak."

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penis nose

someones nose that is shaped like a penis.
aka joey avila

hey look dude joey has a "penis nose"

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Brown Nose

1. To try too hard to impress someone (often your manager at work). To be an ass kisser.

She is the biggest Brown Nose in the company!

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nose missile

When a snot projectile is ejected as a result of sneezing.

Brad's nose missile barely missed hitting Rita's blouse.

nose oyster

a glob of mucus.
see snot rocket.

"just gulped a nose oyster in class today"

gizard nose

being dumb, and not knowing anything

“god i’m such a gizard nose.”