noted, moving on

Another way of saying "I don't care."

Variants of this include:
"Objection noted, moving on"
"Taken into account, moving on"
"Comment heard/seen, moving on"

Person 1: I think you're the worst person ever to live!
Person 2: Noted, moving on.

the notes in between

something that fucks with Kirk Hammett

the lead guitarist of the best selling metal act in the world, his only weakness lies within the notes in between

f# note

if you hear this after a g note, its already too late, nothing can save you now.

the emo's are coming.

guy 1: *presses the g on a keyboard then the f# note"
guy 2: dude, are you trying to get us killed?
guy 1: what, I just pressed 2 keys?

Post-it note

The act of ejaculating onto someone's face and sticking money to it, typically done by sugar daddies and/or done to prostitutes.

Sophie was beyond stoked I gave her a Post-It note, she used the cash to pay her phone bill

Note to Selfish

When you make a list of things that you want only for yourself. NOT TO SHARE

Note to selfish, pick up more vodka!

death note

A notebook, that is used to kill people. Only a few posses them. Current owners as of now are: Light Yagami, who is basically a nerd that somehow excels at sports and gets all the ladies, Misa Amane, a stupid star that wants to get some from Light, Mikami Teru, a nerd that got beat up in school and now wants revenge.

Mikami used the death note to kill Hilary Duff, who rejected Mikami when he asked her out

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cliff notes

The portion of a Wikipedia entry above the 'Contents' box.

Bob: What the heck is a 'shaka'?
Joe: I don't know. Did you read the cliff notes?
Bob: Joe, are you high? There's no cliff notes for hand signals.
Joe: I am high, but you can get the cliff notes for anything by reading whatever is above the 'Contents' box for its Wikipedia entry.
Bob: o_O
Joe: The more you know, Bob. The more you know.

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