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Misha Is A Nub

Misha is a nun is a factual statement first written by Theo shklyar.It states that any person named Misha that eats the nub cheese will become a nub

Misha Is A Nub in a Sentence: Misha is a nub because he ate the nub cheese.

by Saucybagel64 April 29, 2022

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


epic nub

a person who demonstrates the qualities of being nubbish to an unheard of degree

Joe sucks at pimp wars. I said "pimp that tree" and he gave up. What an Epic Nub.

by Jmaze March 31, 2007

30πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Nub Flakes

Something eaten by Nubs.

man these nub flakes own.

did ya see matteh, he was well eating teh nub flakes.

eat my nub flakes biatch.

by Alex & Larry April 14, 2006

33πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


nub chugger

One who has perfected the art of chugging nubs.

A cock sucker.

I had such a great nub chugging last night I had my bone on for 6 hours.

After a great nub chug I waxed off my meat for about 45 seconds.

Your mate Billy is a right nub chugger.

by Steve Cee. May 1, 2006

33πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


nub necklace

A derivative of pearl necklace in which a man attempts to shoot his load on a woman's neck but misses, instead hitting her face.

Man, last night I gave her the biggest nub necklace! My dick twitched hard right as I was cumming!

by frogger149 January 26, 2008

33πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Skuzz Nub

A diseased or dirty, smegma riddled penis.

I gotta see the doctor. That prostitute gave me skuzz nub. I’m all cankered and itching.

I went down on Sam last night for the first time. Yea? How was it? Unfortunately, he had the worst skuzz nub. Just lathered in smeg around the bellend. If I had some crackers I could have had a cheese board. That’s nasty. You got knob cheesed!

by Eaton Holgoode October 19, 2018


Nub Handles

The rolls of fat between the stomach roll and the genitals, creating makeshift handles that, much like Love Handles during sex, serve as a way to control your partner's body as you give them oral sex.

Woman: "My husband is getting a little overweight, but it comes in handy when I give him head, because I can grab onto his Nub Handles and really go wild!"

Man: "Damn, I was going down on my girl lastnight and she was lovin it so much, she was bucking like bull! So I just grabbed onto her Nub Handles and held on for dear life!"

by NaYmLiS September 1, 2013