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A woman so big that she has her own gravitational field - best avoided when wearing beer goggles
Whooa there brother, give that earth momma a wide berth
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A way to spell yo mama that some very odd people tought of.
Sure it's pronounced the same, but it's just not right.
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a really old, yet still pretty funny excuse, for not wanting to talk to anyone.
joe: yo jim, did you see the new movie about...
jim: YO MOMMA!
joe: what the...
jim: YO MOMMA!
joe: dude will you just let me...
jim: YO MOMMA!
joe: douche bag
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a bitch ass mother fucker that masterbaits to your best friends picture!!
a stupid whore that has sex just for fun and money to buy more fuck buddies!!!
shanaynay:"im gonna have sex for money and i will like it then i will buy more fuck buddies".
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musk's momma is so fat she's used as an airport to invade iraq
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the biggest, bestest, cuddliest mom ever!
Mike: Hi Big Momma Hoss!
Stooley: hey son! aren't i the best mom you ever had..
Mike: you're the only mom i've had...
A wealthy older woman that provides a monetary allowance in exchange for eating her rancid twat.
"Holly asked me if she can be my Sour Patch Momma. She said she'd give me $500 a week and buy me a Popeye's Chicken Sandwich. I'm gonna do it!"
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