Random
Source Code
Random
The phone case you get when you can't protect a phone to save your life.
"The is the 5th phone I've fucked up in a month."
"Damn, you need you an Otter box for real"
The wholesome kind of hug where one person lies on the stomach of the other, much like otters do when their float on water holding their young
"did you get up to anything racy last night??"
"nah, we just cuddled and he gave me the best otter hug"
A much better story than Harry Potter and Hurry Pother. It is about a lovely magical otter that goes to a school called Pigwarts. If you call your friend Hairy Otter, they’ll be your friend forever! (hopefully)
Hairy Otter is the best!!!
A man you masterbates while laying on his back and ejaculates all over his own stomach/chest.
I walked in on Barry cumming on himself! What a dirty otter!
Otter Magic, is a lighthearted, comic and intentional corruption of the word automatic. Otter Magic is a term used by folks well versed in firearms use and terminology. The phrase its self is used to refer to semiautomatic weapons, and specifically to semiautomatic shotguns.
Guy #1: Dude, check it out! I gust got my new pump shotgun today! I'll finally be able to shoot fast like a Boss.
Guy#2: Your stupid dude. You should have went with a shotgun like mine, it's Otter Magic! I could kill a house with my shotgun if I wanted. And you could have to, if you got an Otter Magic, but you bought a garbage ass pump instead.
The act of tickling someone's belly while you fuck them.
Known to produce laxative effects due to multiple stimulations.
Adrian and I tried the tickled otter last night. I shat a kitten.
The most powerful insult ever invented. It's was said to be the cause of the Big Bang.
Dale: Ur mom gay lol
Tom:Ur dad lesbian
Dale: Ur son a nun
Tom:Don't make me say it
Dale: You know God forbids anyone to say it.
Tom: Ur daughter an otter
*Dale becomes vibranium and another universe is created consuming earth and Hitler is reborn*