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Airtight Fighter Pilot

When Heavy's mom sits on your face and you can't breath

Heavy's mom gave Bryn the Airtight Fighter Pilot

by Crimez June 20, 2013

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


air force pilot

the hardest working most badass people you will ever meet that work play and even die hard

Girl; I fly for fun
Pilot; i fly for money

Air force pilot; I fly so u can fly and not die

by grahamcrackergc6 December 3, 2020


Twenty one pilots

Two guys from central Ohio, Tyler Joseph and Josh Dun, that make some of the most amazing music that will ever grace your ear drums. They don't want to be heard, they want to be listened to. If you're looking for a crazy, high evolvement concert with plenty of sweat to go around and crowd surfing galore, by all means, go to their next show!

From their website:

"Basically, we are all responsible for the preservation of our personal joy; but happiness is different. Joy is not <bad word> happiness is. You can be depressed and still have joy. You can be suicidal and still have joy. We all stop thinking and we all stop talking and we all stop sharing and we all stop creating, because by doing any of these things we quickly find out just how unhappy we are. But that's ok. That's normal. Don't let the fear of unhappiness cripple your pursuit of finding what it is you believe. Since joy is found in belief, we all have to push through unhappiness to find joy. Basically."

-unknown

Clique member -twenty one pilots are the best band in the whIle fuckin world

by lost in the open May 22, 2017

18๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Alaskan Palm Pilot

Sloppily written notes on the palm of ones hand. Developed specifically for Tea-Party rallies where use of a TelePrompter would limit possible criticisms of President Obama.

Joe Sixpack: "OMG, somethings wrong with my dick...it's turning blue!"

Hockey Mom: "No dear! You just forgot to clear your Alaskan Palm Pilot before watching The O'Reilly Factor...again."

by Joe24Pack February 10, 2010

22๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


PILOT OF THE CHOCOLATE RUNWAY

a faggot; queer; nancy boy.

I don't know...the jury is still out on this one, but I have a sneaking suspicion that Kevin Spacey may be a pilot of the chocolate runway.

by weave April 3, 2003

21๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


stone temple pilots

A great rock band in the face of Justin Timberlake look-alikes that ceases to exist because of drug charges.

Many of their songs feature a signature "pause" 3/4th's of the way through the song that seems like an ending. Most of their music is slow but is in no way boring.

by PW August 8, 2003

48๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž


twenty juan pilots

A Hispanic band that plays deep songs about the issues of the band members past including burnt, racism by a President, and having to clean up mule shit.

Olivia: "Are you going to the Twenty Juan Pilots concert?"
Andy: "Yeah, I hope they play burning anus"

by Twenty Juan Pilots November 29, 2016

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