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Vinyl plank-type flooring which is actually made off vaginal tissue. In addition to durability, they also emit a most pleasant aroma, although sometimes quite slippery.
I got some Luxury Vaginal Planks flooring. It looks great, is easy to clean, smells good, but it's a bit slippery. I did fuck it the other night, and now it's even more slippery.
yank your plank is a british term for wanking
yank your plank, where is the office boy, he is in the toilet yanking his plank
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The act of looking to get laid at closing time at the local dive bar. It refers to there typically only being large & drunk women available, & a plank needing to be tied to your ass to keep from falling in to the big girls vagina. The short form is planking.
Yo!! Did you guys see Bill today? He was really desperate & out planking at closing time at The Dirty Dive Bar. The last time I saw him he had hooked up with a Big Bertha. Hope he makes it home from his planking expedition unscathed.
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The Steel beams of the various bridges in the tri state area. Circa 1940-
He walked the GINNY GANG PLANK
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A phrase used to describe someone that has just done/said somthing so stupid, you'd think it's not possible
G. W. Bush: They misunderestimate me
Tony Blair: You complete fucking plank!!
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an expression defining how stupid someone is; chiefly British.
i.e.: the thickness of two planks of wood stacked one atop the other.
sometimes shortened to "two short planks"
"Whoah, you're thick as two short planks!"
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the definition in which the one being called a wood plank wench represents all that is good holy and incredibly sexy. The epitome of a wood plank wench in its finest (and hottest form) would be a girl named Emily. One look in her eyes and one glance at her amazing posterior will reduce even the most prude men into nothing more than steaming puddles of pure hornyness.
Josh: Kevin, man that girl Emily is such a wood plank wench.
Kevin: True that. Too bad im bald and ugly and fat and all i want is pussy and can never even dream of having a chance with her.
Josh: Don't feel bad. You have Rhonda!
Kevin: That fat bitch?
Josh: Yeah. She is gimpalicious
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