Pokemon Inflation

the thing that makes pokemon games cost very much money

James: Why are pokemon games so expensive?
James: Computer, search Pokemon Inflation.

Pokemon Go

the only reason why people are outside

kid:I play Pokemon go everyday

random person: STFU Pokeman is dead asf

Pokemon fuck

A Pokemon fuck is another way of saying for friendcest.
As in 'Gotta catch 'em all'
Inherently to sleep with more than one person in your friendship group, especially to actively try to have them all.

'Mate, i think this weekend is bordering on a pokemon fuck up'
'its ok. everyone does it. its just that nobody talks about it.'

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pokemon addict

One who is a complete addict to the childish TV show and card game Pokemon. This certain person is so addicted that they will steal money from their parents to get the latest cards/games from Pokemon. They will have downloaded all existing mp3 Pokemon songs into their iPods and rock out to them.

Brother: Shhh don't tell mom i'm taking her money. I need to get the new booster packs!
Sister: You're a pokemon addict...
Brother: Wuz that? I couldn't hear you over my Pokemon songs.

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anti-pokemon

A movement that started in 1998, shortly after Pokemon became a huge hit. Since the decline of the Pokemon fad (around 2001), most, if not all, Anti-Pokemon sites have either been removed or closed.

Anti-Pokemon died as the Pokemon fad died.

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pokemon sexist

Not capturing a Pokémon because of it being a female or male

Man, Rob is such a pokemon sexist, he restarted the game 5 times to make the pokemon become male

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pokemon cards

a slang term for marijuana. used by stoners when they can't use any other common names for marijuana (pot, weed, ganja, bud, etc.) because of the presence of authority figures or people who oppose marijuana.

(as teacher walks by)

harold: hey man, you wanna buy some pokemon cards after school?

kumar: hell yeah man!

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