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Sexy as fuck you should eat his ass like blue cheese
meaning in small portions at a time like preston
A...confusing guy. Honestly. Has many friends but prefers to be alone. Loves guns, America, and freedom. Seems to dislike general people. A very popular introvert if you will. Says whatever he wants, even if it hurts people. Respectable, but dangerous. Always seems to where some kind of look of indifference. That is all he seems to me most of the time, indifferent. Closed off. Troubled.
Be careful trying to be his friend. It won't be easy, I'd know.
I'm just rambling, don't mind me. I'm sorry Preston.
Preston is a name for a person who likes Air Jordans and who’s favorite player in the NBA is Kevin Durant. And who sucks at NBA2K19
Preston is the guy of ur dreams. he is unbelievably attractive and the hardest guy to get over. once you fall for him you’re screwed. he has the softest and dreamiest dark brown hair. when u make eye contact with a preston you melt. his smile with the dimples and the freckles on his neck will have u head over heels in love. he’s a little bit of a hick, but has a big dick. everything about him is amazing
girl #1- omg look it’s preston
girl #2 -omg brit ur still not over him
girl #1- he’s just so perfect
Preston is a guy who just knows.
Preston: Did you know that there are types of Orcas that attack boats and purposely pull of the rudders?
Jasmine: Really? How do you know this?
Preston: haha, It's just something I know
A 5'5" Millennial douchebag who likes to bang women twice his age, wears kids shoe size 11s, punches like a girl, drinks Natty Ice, hates people who smoke cigarettes, but fills a bottle of Mtn Dew with spit in one day with Coppenhagen Wintergreen, drives a fucked up Chevy Monte Carlo, and has a shitty goatee.
"My mom is dating a douchebag. He's definitely a Preston!"