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The act of continuing, or engaging, sexual intercourse while the female is throwing up in a toilet or other appropriate vessel. The vomiting is usually alcohol induced, but other causes can be acceptable opportunities as well.
Laura can't hold her liquor very well, so we usually end up doing the puke 'n poke.
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Due to alcohol or other poisoning you may experience loss of consciousness, drowsiness, nausea and most importantly vomiting. Depending on how many drinks you you might pass out face down in the toilet in your vomit. Normally brown in colour due to alcohol and HCl mixing in your stamach. If unlucky, you will projectile vomit till there is nothing left, that is when contents of your deodenum (small intestine) will start going through. If that happens alkaline in nature bile secreted to the small intestine will burn the lining of your stomach, making you feel sick for days to come. In this positive reinforcement loop of gagging on your own vomit and later bile you will be left exhausted physically and emotionally, dehydrated, starving and embarrassed. As the lining of your stomach and bacterial microflora of your gastrointestinal tract is damaged so severely, you will be unable to digest certain foods for a duration of days to weeks. Stay safe around alcohol and make sure your friends are not overdrinking.
Dude, Sam is puking guts out (her) in the bathroom, we should keep her awake and make sure she's safe.
Eat N' Park (Which makes no sense)
People usually refer to Eat N' Park as Eat N' Puke if they do not like their food.
You actually like Eat N' Puke?
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A kind of gastro-intestinal disorder usually caused by Ingesting the wrong thing at the wrong time.
I chased that sushi with a warm Pabst, and now I gotta Puke my pants.
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Verb; the ultimate "party foul" in which a person, typically unknown to the master of the house they're at, vomits in a conspicuous location and promptly vacates the premises.
"That asshole you brought over last night puke-n-peaced."
So one night you’re laying in bed and your stomach starts to hurt. So you go to the bathroom to drop a dook. You start pumpin out some snickers but then you realize you gotta puke. With your b-hole all greased up, you’re hesitant to get off the shitter. Before you can even make any decision, your throat sphincter gives in and releases your intestine goo. Reacting quickly, you aim down at the toilet you are still sitting on... and now you have a puke dick. Nice goin a-hole.
Miguel Cumbrera: Yo amigo. How you handling the quarantino?
Antonio Bonederas: Mi Hermano it’s not going so bueno. Last night I went to drop some snickers in the punch bowl, and I ended up with puke-dick & shit too. At least I can’t go anywhere, so my chicas at the club won’t know.
Miguel Cumbrera: Hombre that’s some gnarly mierda you got there. You and me should get together tomorrow for drinks. How about some Coronas?
n. the act of vomiting in such a way as to not draw attention to oneself.
Dude, Tim is engaging in some serious Casual Puke-age over there.
Don't worry man, my dogs will eat it tomorrow.