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larynx punch

A stupendously massive and highly sexual kung fu punch to the middle of the throat, wIthout the use of hands.

Im gonna larynx punch you bitch.
Yo, you see Horatio, he just got larynx punched.

Yo man, dude was checkin out them itty-bitty-titties and he just got larynx punched.

by Rodrigo Arthuro Jose Gonzalez February 24, 2015


Rug Punch

When you punch a female in her furry vagina; To attempt to fist a girl with no warning and no lube

That bitch queefed so i rug punched her; i got that bitch naked, but she wasn't DTF so i rug punched her

by Jobin2121 September 16, 2010


Punch the munchkin

A euphemism to describe masturbation; knuckle shuffle on the piss pump; pounding the purple headed yogurt slinger; working the wand etc.

In anticipation of his first date with the hot chick in his class, Joe decided to punch the munchkin before heading out.

by Señor Plata September 5, 2011


jug punch

The act of getting violently hit by large boobs.

"Where'd you get those bruises? Oh, my girlfriend jug punched me last night."

by blackout123 October 9, 2011


red punch

When you fist your girlfriend on her period and immediately leave to the next room to punch her sister.

her sister was a bitch after I gave her the Red Punch.

by awesome possum51423 May 4, 2016


invalid punch

a beverage of two or more fruit juices, sugar and water, often carbonated, which contains NO ALCOHOL

the party was ruined by an invalid punch

by Uncle Genghis October 22, 2012


Punch the Grunt

The act of aggressively masterbating ones penis with the same determination & vigor as meleeing a grunt in Halo.

Person 1: Hey man how did you date go?
Person 2: She never showed... so I decided go home and punch the grunt!!

by Zio-110 November 22, 2018