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Lana Del Rey.
This is not even up for debate. Her impact in the music industry is unmatched. Billie Eilish, Melanie Martinez, Halsey, and other copycats desperately want to be her.
“I’m listening to Ultraviolence by the queen of alternative.”
“The queen of alternative was robbed at the 2020 Grammys! Norman Fucking Rockwell is the album of the decade!”
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The human embodiment of a leaf on a river. She effortlessly and seamlessly bounds from one experience to the next; thriving off of the good, and learning from any bad. A head full of dreams and aspirations, a heart full of love and tolerance, and wits sharp enough to disarm any situation with humor, and navigate any obstacle with grace.
She is the one you simultaneously envy, yet can't help but gravitate towards. She lights up the darkest of rooms, can conjure up huge smiles out of the hardest of hearts, and can break through the defenses of even the most guarded and aloof. When around her, she makes you feel like you are the only two people in the world. No matter the situation - clinging to the side of a windswept volcano, running from a police helicopter through the desert, dingy-dropping into strong oceanic currents filled with sharks - one look at her and you feel completely safe and at ease.
Did I mention she is gorgeous? Stunning, actually. At first look you are captivated. 3 minutes into meeting her you are enthralled. Every time you see her your heart tumbles, and the enchantment you felt from your first encounter never fades. You'll catch yourself staring at her as she prances around the room getting ready for work, wondering what song is playing in her head. She is most beautiful in the morning, and her glow endures the day - even post-workout.
She is, in a nutshell, the most incredible person you would ever have the privilege of meeting.
First Guy: You know that hottie that drives that VW van?
Second Guy: Of course! You would have to be blind not to notice her.
First Guy: She smiled at me the other day. It made me feel awesome!
Second Guy: Ah, man! You're lucky! She must be some kind of gypsy queen.
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-She's Guaranteed to blow your mind
-Drop of a hat she's as willing as Playful as a pussy cat
-To absolutely drive you wild
"That woman is a Killer Queen."
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A 5 elixer card in clash royale that requires no skill to play. However, unlike other brain dead cards, she isn't hated because everyone simps for her feet (she walks barefoot in the arena).
Holy shit i want to pound the shit out of the archer queen asshole. I just get so hard looking at her. I literally cannot sleep because i just cant stop jerking my dick to her. Holy shit i think already i busted 20 times while writing this. She is just so fucking hot. I cant go to school without having to jerk off in the bathroom. I have to do my homework while jerking off. I get cum all over my paper.
I have done countless cum tributes to archer queen, i even have a fan game where you fuck her until she dies. I want her to come out of clash royale and just stomp my dick into the ground. I would be her toilet forever if i could just see her dirty stinky feet and make her rub it all over my face.
I cant play my favorite game clash royale because every time she spawns I instantly cum everywhere. I try to hold it back but i cant. I would suck every goblins dick in the goblin gang just to have her shit stained feet be rubbed all over my dick and my face.
Holy shit i dont know how much longer i can go anymore. I used to have my girlfriend dress up as the archer queen and have her shit all over me while jerking my dick with her stinky feet but it just wouldnt be the same. She broke up with me and now i have no one to cosplay as the archer queen.
I would cut off the archer queens feet so i could turn it into a flesh light and have it jerk me off every second of my life. God it would be so hot. Just her stinky little piggies rubbing all over my cock.
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The hot girl at Planet Fitness that drips her sweat on the tootsie rolls to give them the delicious grape flavor.
Tastes grape flavored tootsie rolls... yep, a grape queen has been here.
A Drag Queen, with or without notoriety, has chosen to take a darker avenue to realize her art and performance level through showing hatred more outwardly, or through rolling of the eyes or other subliminal gestures, in reference to a peer and/or competitor. This can apply to a partner or friend of any cultural status. Shady Queens are the bullies of our pan-gender and and non-conforming archetypes of media and our real everyday lives. Except that one bitch, as it were.
I ran into her last week and I gave here herses. Such a Shady Queen. She had told she was collecting donations for the food bank, but clearly she's been eating ALL of the muffins and spam she can...I'm just saying, with no shade course."
to do one extra of something eg do another push up, have another beer have another cigarette ect, or do extra work for someone for no monitary reward
go on man! do one for the queen