Steven is a raccoon that is intelligent and stops anyone who gets in hes masters way.
Yoo its steven the raccoon lets go thank him for hes good deeds.
When you fill a person's eye sockets (either your own or a partner) with cum, so that it looks like they have white rings around their eyes.
Dude, I busted a nut so hard that I shot my load into my own eyes. It looked like I had an albino raccoon mask.
A raccoon. But made of chocolate. Also, when someone poos on your face then spreads it around. Resembling a chocolate raccoon.
I'd chocolate raccoon that whore with my poop.
When a girl rubs her eyes with her fists (like a raccoon) after she's had anal sex.
Last night, after "going backstage" with this bitch from Poco - she decided to rub her eyes which gave her a combination of mascara, eyeliner, eyeshadow and ass shrapnel in a Zorro mask of shit on her face.
She gave herself the CHOCOLATE RACCOON.
A group of criminals, specifically thieves, who are a little crazy.
Did you here about those raccoon whackers at the corner store?
When you are in engaging in the doggy style sex position you begin to scrape the entire back side of their body to arouse them!
Derek raccoon rage Melanie in the trailer park. Melanie then had to get a tetanus shot.
When your partner is eating your ass and you blow a righteous aroma of shit out and it gives them pink eyes.
“What happened to your face, Steph?”
“My fucking boyfriend gave me a crusty raccoon!”