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It's what we do with a drunken sailor early in the morning.
What shall we do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?
WEIGH HEY AND UP SHE RISES
1. Everything that can be done is being done and what's left is hope.
2. Hoping that something does or doesn't happen.
God willing and the Creek don't rise, I will ride that damn dick!
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Barring unforeseen circumstances.
"Do you think this Marijuanna plant is going to produce anything?"
"If the lord is willing and the creek dont rise.."
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the act of masterbating immedatitly following getting woke up.
After a long drunkin night dan was intised to do a rise n shine.
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I go to rising tide charter public school that shit SUCKS 🥳
to have your charm or charisma working at full capacity; ain't no stoppin' ya now, especially with reference to scoring with a chick. You can't say or do anything wrong; your charismatic appeal is at peak level.
Talking to the foxy trollop at the end of the bar and trying to get to home plate was like placing a stick of butter in a microwave! She melted, and was up my ass like a proctologist on Monday morning!!! I guess I had my mojo rising that night!
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A school in Plymouth, MA with a Stalinist dresscode. Pretty decent other than that. The administration thinks they are basically the best school in the whole damn world, while turning a blind eye to the fact that the students are apt to lead a coup on any given Tuesday. If you are literally taking a leak in the bathroom while some fucker is doing drugs in the stall you’ll get suspended for at least 4 days.
I really want to wear my shirt with a logo bigger than a post it note, but I go to Rising Tide Public Charter School so I can’t.
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