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Moderate to largely populated city located in the east bay of northern California (aprx. 30 miles away from San Francisco). Crime level is extremely low, which in turn leads the popo to become bored out of their asses. They seriously do nothing but hide their badges in the shadows and wait for teenagers driving by and bust them for driving 5 miles over the legal speed limit.
California High School is located within the city limits. The only truly awesome teacher is weights teacher Linda. Linda kicks more ass than a toilet with boots. The principal sometimes enjoys coming out at nightime and feeding on the tears of small children.
Two raging epidemics have plagued the streets, shops, schools, and homes of San Ramon. They are the growing numbers of emo/scene kids and wiggers. Wiggers are white males who are struggling with a mental disorder that leads them to listen to rap, wear clothes too fucking many sizes bigger than needed, buy expensive fubu, and believe they are straight from the streets. Emo/scene kids are typically males that produce the excuse that they are "in touch" with their feelings in attempt to cover up the fact that they are truly a pussy to the limit. They normally wear tight girl pants, which leads us to believe they have no hint of male genitalia.
Most teenagers living in San Ramon complain too much that there is nothing to do and it's "hella" boring. There are actually more than enough ways and things to do that are fun in the big SR. The fast food restaraunt In-N-Out is located off of Crow Canyon as well.
House prices are dramatically increasing as well due to the popularity of "outsiders" moving into San Ramon. There are way too many fucking people in San Ramon now!! There use to be many rolling hills, now all there are is the many suburban communities designed so that all the houses are identical and cramped with no originality.
Otherwise, San Ramon is a pretty awesome place to live
Oh don't go to San Ramon! I hear that the wiggers will give you dirty looks with their mean-ass gangsta faces if you chuckle at them.
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awesome city with less recognition than it deserves. minneapolis in fact has just as many gays as san francisco. and people who are actually from here..... NEVER CALL IT FRISCO
east coast guy: man frisco's wicked
san franciscan: thats hella stupid, it's SAN FRANCISCO
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San Disco, California: The future name of the Urban/Metro sprawl from Tijuana to Berkeley. San Disco is a blue voter district. San Disco has the highest average Real Estate prices in the Nation. San Disco is a new sound of music pooped out by Jason Mraz & friends.
Jason Mraz is a native San Disco-er.
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Perfect Being that appears in "Komi-san wa Komyushou desu".
Truly, she is currently bad at communication, shy and anxious, but these attributes are just beautiful traits of her.
This Goddess seems to love cats, eat a lot, and make friends!
If you have not read the manga yet... What are you waiting for?
"Komi-San is like, the most brightest star in a dark night, isn`t she?"
"And even that description, doesn`t do justice to Komi-San."
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America's finest city.
Perfect weather all year round. Great beaches and a nice boardwalk. The girls in San Diego are bred from Barbie-molds, and are not released into public unless they pass the finest standards of female aesthetics.
Mexican food shops at every corner. Home of the divinely inspired California Burrito. A mega monstrosity of carne asada, cheesy, sour creamy, french friezy goodness.
Home of the San Diego Chargers and Padres. You can rag on them for not being the best teams but say all you want. When you live in San Diego where everyday is paradise you have better things to do than practice football.
San Diego is hilly and filled with large valleys. Because of this San Diego is divided into a bunch of "sub-cities" or neighborhoods that have each taken on their own cultural identity - Point Loma, Clairemont, OB, PB, State Area, Hillcrest (our mini San Francisco), Down Town and Mission Valley. The hills make it a bad place for mass-transit systems, and makes it difficult for anyone but natives to find their way around.
Home of 6 large military bases including Miramar where Top Gun was filmed. If you live in San Diego, you know atleast 12 marines/sailors. Maybe it's because of the military presence, but San Diego is a red-city (Republican).
We're capitalist hippies in it's purest form. We drink, we smoke, we chill, we surf, but we love money. We wear flip-flops everywhere, even weddings. Flip flops are appropriate funeral attire so long as they are black.
I died and went to San Diego, but they were full, so I settled for heaven instead.
The San Diego Chargers would make it to the Super Bowl if they didn't spend all their time at the beach instead of practicing.
I went to San Diego and had the best California Burrito anyone has ever had, and saw the hottest girls, and experienced the best weather.
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9th biggest city in the U.S and growing. Located in southern TEXAS and is one of the most beautiful places in the United States. Very very humid but still worth putting up with. Known as SA-Town to the locals.
Great place to visit, even better place to live.
San Antonio be swangin.
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A very righteous Cracker of sorts who loves to spew their thoughts and beliefs. Unfortunately most of these thoughts and beliefs espoused tend to come from complete ignorance and/or complete lack of understanding. Has a air of preacher in them and needs to communicate one's own beliefs and opinions as much as possible while trying to belittle anyone who disagrees with them.
More often the Crackers-san hates science, since it's filled with those darn tootin facts that keep proven the Cracker-san wrong. But remember, the Cracker-san will never admit defeat and will continue to argue stating everything is a just an opinion and of course the Cracker-san's opinion is always right.
Well at least right in the Cracker-san's opinion.
ABV: The Immaculate Conception isn't even fully understood by most Christians, much less Catholics. But let me tell you . . .
Twit: Preach on Cracker-san, Preach on!
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