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A place where kids are told what to believe and to fear authority. Where young minds are taken advantage of from their youngest age all through their young adulthood. Some call this brainwashing. It is where all of America's society is taught to embrace "fact" as dictated by the government. It is where kids first learn to follow a routine schedule of "mandatory" activities and work, while being told that it will benefit their knowledge, when in actuality, it is to train them for the mindless and repetative work they will have to do as adults working as employees for corporate America.

It is a government facility that abolishes true free-thinkers. It does, however, give "students" the illusion of being able to have creativity and a mind of their own, when in actuality, they are barely stretching their creative minds inside of the box which School has trained them to stay in.

School is where human beings first begin to turn into obedient workers. If one chooses not to attend or participate in their fullest at "School", one will always suffer multiple levels of punishment, ridicule, and an announcement of their incompetence and low intelligence. They will be denyed a majority of "working positions" avaible because they chose not to complete the rigorous process of school. Therefore, students are raised to believe that if they do not succumb to this mindless control and obedience, they will therefore not be accepted in society to make money which will therefore make their lives more difficult if not impssible to live. Money/Success = Happiness. School will not give students an alternative choice to go through life other than completing its twelve year course and more if neccessary. This is to block out, as mentioned earlier, their free-thinking minds, and force them to follow a system of "hard work" (mindless obedience) = acceptence and saftey.

Though many have began to realize the truth and the inevitable thrust into a structured preplanned life, beginning with school, despite their rights to happiness and freedom, they force themselves to go through with and eventually believe in school, for it is the only thing society has made that these students can rely on without being socially iscolated. An endless cycle.

See 1984 and Brave New World

I zone out while working at school, then I come home and do three hours of work, and then I go to sleep.

by Faye M December 12, 2007

47๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


school

something children have to go to and get bored out of there minds

only fuckers like school

by trinbin October 31, 2003

30๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


school

The place your parents send you because they hate you.
I'm actually sad my mom gives a fucking a shit about fucking
school.

Its just a brainwashing system, Why should I "Ace" being
brainwashed?

School is a brainwashing system, and 70% of the stuff you
learn won't be needed when you grow up, Woah, I just went
to school right now, Change that 70% to 85%

by Your Dick (Yes, He CAN type) November 22, 2007

30๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


school

A hell hole. It was actiually a good idea at first, but then it got out of hand, to the point it is now. It is no conspiracy, but it is a drastic violation of human rights. school is so discriminating, that the last time the government tried to pull somthing like it, we ended up with the civil rights movement

Actiually, by the Constitutition, we dont even have to attend school. in the 13th amendment it states that.

School is not even learning, it is more of a social atrosity that turns normal members of society into suicidal, fucked-up potheads. School is responsible for ALL child suicides.
Everybody is in a pre-determined group that they have no control over

school is an evil, manipulation of valued human rights

The 13th Amendment to the Constitution declared that "Neither slavery nor INVOULANTARY SERVATUDE...shall exist within the United States

invoulantary servatude says that you dont have to do anything that you dont agree to do
school sucks donkey ass

by uucichufil April 14, 2010

12๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


School

Seven
Crappy
Hours
Of
Our
Lives

Also mispelled shcool- remember school does not spell cool (sh(cool)

Oh no we have seven crappy hours of school today! And tomorrow! Kill me now!

by nametaken7 February 24, 2011

12๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


School

School is a -lot- of things. Mainly all of them are shitty (and all of them being nouns). Here goes:
1. Social forum where you go meet a bunch of idiots that ask you stupid questions.
2. Building which you have to be early/on time for or you'll get your ass kicked by the principal. The time to be at this building is always before 8:30 am if you're in middle school or above, and around 9 am if you're in elementary.
3. A place where you get your ass kicked by the "cool" people.
4. An alledgedly "diverse" place where in reality, it's divided into several cliques. These cliques are incredibly tight-knit and anyone who isn't part of one is considered an outcast and gets shoved into garbage cans & shit. The average middle-school-or-above usually has a stoner clique, skater clique, the "popular people" clique (AKA the people that won the genetic lottery), grade-obsessed-brainwashed-people clique, intelligent people clique, etc...
5. A complete and utter hellhole.

1. Veronica: Hey, Valerie!! I got a 4.0 GPA on my report card! I'm so smart!
-four hours later-
Veronica: in Spanish class Hey, Asti, where's Mexico? Is it in Asia?
2. Asti: *wakes up* *looks at alarm clock* OH SHIT IT'S 6:20AM I'M GONNA BE LATE TO SCHOOL!! I'M GOING TO DIE AND GET 3 REFERRALS AND MISS GOING ON THE END-OF-THE-YEAR FIELD TRIP!
3. Decent person: Hey, Maddy? Where's the recycle bin?
Maddy (surrounded by "cool" friends): Bitch, how dare you talk to me! *slams decent person into locker*
4. A decent person looks out at her school five minutes before the bell rings. She sees a bunch of different groups all huddled together, glaring at other groups. This decent person sees the popular people bitchslap the intelligent people for saying things that are simply too complex for the idiot populars to understand :(
5. Asti: Oh dammit I hate Sundays... T_T The day off is ruined by knowing I have to wake up at 6 am and go to hell again.

by 4571XD May 28, 2006

251๐Ÿ‘ 101๐Ÿ‘Ž


School

1.) Public ~: a failed socialist experiment of the 18th and 19th century. This is either where: Douchebag liberals in button-down shirts go to congregate and smoke pot, Douchebag republicans go to complain about the liberals and have sex in the bathrooms
Douchebag athiests go to complain about saying the 'Pledge'
Douchebag 'anal' christians go to complain about not having to say the 'Pledge'
Douchebag libertarians go to think of new things to complain about, especially ~, and post it on a dictionary when they get home
Douchebag adults to stupid or niave to get a good job go to enforce their values on students
Douchebag social rejects go to improve their aim
Poor children go because their parents cannot educate them at home or send them to private school
Smart children are so bored waiting for their dimmer brethern to catch up that they finally give up and drop out
In the Ghetto, where black children go to be tortured or shot
2.)Eastern ~: Where the asian children go and learn to make far superior products to those educated in Public ~
3.)Home ~: The place where all succesful adults were educated as children
4.)Private ~: A more cost-effecient Public ~ for pompous douchebags

The public school-loving nerd got straight A's, but when looking for a job found out that smart kids don't give a nerd's ass about grades.

by Josh Furman February 9, 2005

90๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž