The act of one person taking a massive dump upon another's bare arse.
John : Has Ron passed out again?! He's always getting so wasted!
Smith : I suggest we shed bomb him. That'll wake the fucker up!
Newsreporter : after the recent rise in shed bombing, police are urging caution and vast suppies of toilet paper.
To depart with, lose or avoid. Origin, to shed water like a duck.
I could not get shed of the creep who was stalking me.
The action of progressively taking off more and more clothes while in bed due to sweatiness or general discomfort (I'm looking at you socks) until one is usually down to their underwear. Tends to be more awkward at sleepovers.
Dad: "Hey Jimmy, bring up all your laundry before you go to bed"
Jimmy: "I'm gonna end up bed shedding anyways, so I'll just bring it up in the morning"
when your friends dont see/ hear from you for months cus youre always with your boo
when all your time is spent with your boyfriend/girlfriend, often refers to people in a new relationship.
"dude when did I last see u? ur with ----? oh youve been in the shed i see u"
"---- can never come out with us anymore, shes hella in the shed with her new guy"
A mexican shedding cobra happens durring sex when the hole the penis is in gets too dry, which makes the top layer of skin peel off the penis.
"How was your night with the new baddie?"
"It was going great until I aquired a Mexican Shedding Cobra, will have to bring more spit next time."
A mexican shedding cobra is when your having sex and the hole the penis is inside of is too dry, which makes the top layer of skin peel off of the penis.
"How was last night with that new baddy?"
"It was going great for me until I aquired a mexican shedding cobra."
Is when someone gives u a hickey
Aw last night my girl have me a shed. It's big and red.