Sock Belt

A sock tied around two belt loops used to hold one's pants up. Often used in mental hospitals where belts are not allowed.

Schizo 1: I think I can deal with the voices man, but my pants keep falling down.

Schizo 2: Just tie a sock belt on!

sock puppets

Homer Simpson's greatest fear

"Everyone's afraid of something."
"Not everyone, Marge."
"Oh, yeah. Sock puppets."
"Aaaaah! Where?!"

Sock Wrestling

When two males become naked except with socks on their wee wee's and play Star Wars with them.

Hey u wanna play a match of sock wrestling?
Nah not right now

Guac-Sock

The placement of an avocado in one's sock to create a weapon; then, person of choice is beaten with weapon until avocado becomes guacamole

Guy 1 : how did he die?
Detective : based on the severe bruises. It is logical to conclude he was beaten with the mighty Guac-Sock

Sock Jock

Someone who masturbates in a sock.

Jim is definitely a Sock Jock!

bate sock

A sock commonly or regularly used to masturbate into. Be careful not to put them back on your feet before washing.

Tim uses bate socks because it is a greener alternative to kleenex.

sock sacrifice

when you ejaculate in a good pair of socks or when you have to throw a sock away after you finish in the other one

Mom: "what happened to your black Nike elite socks? Why are they in the garbage? "

Kid: "mom I told you, I used them for a sock sacrifice… "