Tube Socking

The action of using an erect penis to "dock" with a pink sock (blown out asshole).

My boss' dog was walking around with a pink sock, he must have crapped something big. Anyway, my boss, Luigi, got an erection and tube socked the poor dog. -Tube Socking

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Sock Belt

A sock tied around two belt loops used to hold one's pants up. Often used in mental hospitals where belts are not allowed.

Schizo 1: I think I can deal with the voices man, but my pants keep falling down.

Schizo 2: Just tie a sock belt on!

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sock puppets

Homer Simpson's greatest fear

"Everyone's afraid of something."
"Not everyone, Marge."
"Oh, yeah. Sock puppets."
"Aaaaah! Where?!"

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bate sock

A sock commonly or regularly used to masturbate into. Be careful not to put them back on your feet before washing.

Tim uses bate socks because it is a greener alternative to kleenex.

sock sacrifice

when you ejaculate in a good pair of socks or when you have to throw a sock away after you finish in the other one

Mom: "what happened to your black Nike elite socks? Why are they in the garbage? "

Kid: "mom I told you, I used them for a sock sacrifice… "

sock rocker

Something or someone who rocks your socks

Check out that sock rocker. They're totally rocking my socks.

Sock Wrestling

When two males become naked except with socks on their wee wee's and play Star Wars with them.

Hey u wanna play a match of sock wrestling?
Nah not right now