zach wagoner's famous glue spill

This is when your doing a chick for an excesive amount of hours and finaly you just blow a load all over her back and it spills down looking like a giant glue spill

Zach Wagoner was doing his dog and exploded everywhere on it..and did the zach wagoner's famous glue spill"

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Spill the Beans in my pants suit

Slang Term for Crapping your pants

"Oh my god you guysh, that shcary movie jusht made me Spill the Beans in my pants suit"

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Don't spill it hunty, you'll get burnt!

Use this phrase to shut down a wild ho from spilling some bullshit tea she can't handle.

"Brittany and Zak have the most beautiful baby."
"WELL, GIRL here's the tea! Brittany told me she's not ever sure Zak's th..."
"Don't spill it hunty, you'll get burnt!"

Are you mopping up the soup I'm spilling?

A question raised by someone who is asking if a significant other understands what they are saying- similar to "You picking up what I'm putting down?"

Bobby: "And that is why Ana rejected you. Are you mopping up the soup I'm spilling?"

Adam: "Yah, I think so."

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Obama Spill Darkening Solution

Obama's re- election depends on him looking darker, that way he can be more appealing to the African American community and get their vote in 2012. President Obama recentley took a vacation to Panama City for a swim and to prove the water is clean.
scenerio
Obama: " Man, I need to look more black ,so all the niggas can vote fo me!"

Kanye West: " Try the Obama Spill Darkening Solution my nigga, all it takes is a swim in the Gulf of Mexico and the black oil will turn you're skin darker, watch out fo them gay fish tho!"

The Obama Spill Darkening Solution works by adding oil spill water in your skin, waiting 5 to 10 minutes and the last part envolves getting a tan for another 10 minutes.

another interesting fact: The obama darkening solution helped white people scam the Alaskan government during the exxon valdez oil spill by turning them dark like the inuit people so they could get a compensation check for their polluted beaches.

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I just spilled tea all over my crumpets

When one gets over excited whilst watching some scantily clad ladies, and edjaculates in ones pants all over their crumpets!

"Is that some side dabloons I see?..................*10 seconds later*.................. Gosh darn it! I just spilled tea all over my crumpets!"

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BP Oil Spill

Boy Pussy oil spill: When you pull out of your tight twink and they leak diarrhea. Would not recommend.

I fucked my Grindr date yesterday but he had been drinking the night before. We had a BP oil spill.