sponge bob

REAL DEFINITION- Is someone who is square, uncool, a loser.
-this slang came from sponge bob being shaped like a square and the word square meaning uncool-

"Get yo sponge bob ass away from me"
"He's such a sponge bob"

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COCK-Sponge

an absorbent, flacid penis.

"Quilted quicker picker uppper, COCK-Sponge

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sponge candy

the most delicious candy in the world. Only made in Buffalo N.Y. and a well kept secret. It a chocolate covered taffy cinder block. you're only allowed to eat it by sucking off the chocolate and then letting the air taffy thing melt in your mouth.

doctor: oh no! a sponge candy overload
Mother: damn you sponge candy, damn youuuuuuu

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Sponge Bob

To get head from a woman while she's soaping you up in the shower.

"Man, I got a great Sponge Bob last night!"

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cum sponge

one who ingests cum much like a sponge absorbs liquid

hey send the chick with crooked teeth and fairy tattoo on her arm of jewett city connecticut over here...shes the biggest cum sponge in the world!

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bullet sponge

a person in halo or another shooter game who absorbs every bullet shot at them.

dude i cant even believe youre dead, total bullet sponge.

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Fun sponge

A sponge that allows for fun.

Random man: I don't want to wear a rubber.

Paula Abdul: Don't worry, I'm using a fun sponge.

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