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A variety of things.
1. Telling your wife you don't love her anymore.
2. Insulting a serial killer.
3. Asking your boss if you can have a raise.
4. Wondering what happens after life.
I don't like life anymore... what should I do to commit suicide? Oh I know, I will ask my boss to give me a raise of 1,000,000,000 dollars!
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A permanent solution to a temporary problem.
God I hate my life. I wanna kill myself.
Don't commit suicide. Don't screw yourself out of a life of stuff you know you wanna do.
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Exclamation at any unpleasurable or event or proposition, past, present or future, conveying the speaker's facetious or exaggerated desire to commit suicide rather than suffer through such terror, or a hyperbolic suggestion that to carry out a certain proposition or encounter a certain event would be in effect to commit suicide; often simply an emphatic "No" or "No thanks!" SoCal slang. Sometimes shortened to "sui".
A: Man I had to sit through econ class while he lectured us for 2 hours on this BS paper, and then on top of it I got partnered up with some dumbass sor chick!
B: Suicide!
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Two Skaters:
A: Dude do you wanna hit up that secret spot again?
B: Oh, you mean the one the cops showed up at last time? Suicide!
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Two Tourists in Baja Mexico:
A: Let's get one o those mexi dogs wrapped in bacon!
B: Suicide!
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A selfish act of one's own thinking. See, it is understandable for someone like a holocaust survivor or a war survivor or somebody who is abused to commit suicide. But a fourteen year old girl who's stupid boyfriend left her shouldn't feel the need to kill herself. Like ffs.
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The easy way out
Bob couldn't take it any longer, so he committed suicide
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