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Sushi is a goldfish that lives in a small fishbowl with a sticker of the Apple logo with the text 'Sushi the iFish' on it. Shortly after sushi was named sushi and got stickered she performed magic. She's a god now and we worship her in the sushi cult.
Bitch 1- i want good luck
Bitch 2- pray to sushi the fish god
Bitch 1- yo sushi give me good luck
Sushi- i got you fam
When a white person and an Asian person fuck in a sleeping bag with soy sauce lube and possibly on a rice paddy.
When I was in a Vietnam I sushi rolled that chick.
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Eating some bomb ass sushi while banging an Asian with a massive bush.
Bro that Aden guy is kinky for some sushi bomb bushi if you're picking up what I'm puting down.
Sushi failed everyone when man invented fire and started cooking food.
It's everyone's origin, not just mine.
If you invalids want to be subhuman then so be it.
Hey man, why do you hate sushi so much that you had to invent the Sushi Haters Club?
Sushi failed everyone when man invented fire and started cooking food.
It's everyone's origin, not just mine.
If you invalids want to be subhuman then so be it.
A turd wrapped up in toilet paper to resemble maki sushi wraped in seawead.
Damn he served me a platter of toilet paper sushi, with yellow sauce.
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A sexual maneuver where you lay your girl on her back, then grab your girl's ass with both hands, lift her pussy to your mouth and lick and suck her pussy.
I met my girl at her place last night and spent 30 minutes double-fisting sushi.
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