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"Sa mori tu" is a romanian expression that means "no way", but directly translated to "will you die". It is used as an exclamation for something that is shocking and you don't believe it's true even if it actually is. It can also be accompanied by the word "coaie".
Person A: "You won't believe what happened! My friend hooked up with her hot neighbor."
Person B: "Sa mori tu, coaie!... I can't believe she would do that."
Classic Romanian thing. You use it when you are not convinced of a thing your friend says and it means "Are you serious?"
Alex: "Bă s-au scumpit tigarile"
Cosmin: "Să mori tu"
A asian boy, who's just asian. Best Left Back alongside Reberto Carlos. He also loves to eat. He is a man of God and very holy in his everyday life. 100% virgin too ;)
Eh Tu the GOAT!!!
A very blick boy that is sexy and loves boxing basketball and enjoys football
Doesn't usually fight but when he does he normally injures the person badly
Normally the strongest person if you ever bump into a Tu-wayne dont piss them of
Yo brodie I heard Tu-wayne beat up jay badly!!
Brodie: I was there you cunt
Dejohn: I wish I was there
When this guy cannot stop talking about his gym workouts and the dead lifts almost everyday but he's also your boyfriend and you should be supportive
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Him: Today i gotta sleep early babe. Did crazy workout yesterday and my god my body hurts so good all over. It's as good as breaking beds with you... No.. it's better. Ahahhaha...hah.. aahh..Anyway, goodnihgt 💪🏼
After two minutes of reading it...
Her: tu mera heerhoe