Tell me you know

A Desperate way to ask if someone knows something.

Tell me you know how to tie your shoes

HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY HOUSE

tell your mama that for me

when someone thinks that they're big and bad you say this to them because they're acting it

Brendan: I'll fuck you up, this aint no game

Aidyn: Ight tell your mama that for me

can you tell the time

The first thing your wife says to you when you come home drunk.

<Robert> *Staggers in drunk*
<Mary> Can you tell the time?
<Robert> *Blatant confusion*

tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday

Apparently from the book 'Scott Pilgrim and the Infinite Sadness' by Bryan Lee O'Malley..... Meaning is unsure of though we think it can be used as a means of intimidation.....
Started being said because it was thought that it was funny, BUT IT'S NOT!!! ok maybe just a little......

Girl1)Now ur walking faster?
Girl2)Well i would but he's in my way!
Boy)Is that some kind of fat joke?
Girl2)Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday!(as she and girl1 walk away)
Girl1)OMG that was sooo stupid!

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tell me that its over

another album made by wallows. the songs are: hard to believe, i don't want to talk, especially you, at the end of the day, marvelous, permanent price, missing out, hurts me, that's what i get, and guitar romantic search adventure. btw- the bridge on the first track is amazing you rlly need to listen to it right after reading this.

so could you tell me that its over? tell me that its over- tell me that its over, now.

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Don't ask Don't tell

Some policy that said gays can't be in the military if they were public about it

don't ask don't tell bill clinton go to hell

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Why are you telling me

Used when some idiot says something irrelevant, nobody asked for or just completely stupid. originated in greensprings school lekki.

Him: I went to Jamaica last year
Other person: Oh my God nice but why are you telling me
Him: **middle finger**

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