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Hansen Joke

Any stupid joke that isn’t funny that the joker laughs at but no one else does because it was a stupid not funny joke

Noah made a Hansen joke that no one laughed at

by DCRAP10 November 16, 2020


beer-joke

The linguistic or artistic reference to beer or any other alcoholic beverage, which is intended to be humorous (i.e. jokes, stories, clothing, music etc.).

A shirt that reads "this is not a beer belly" and points to a man's protruding mid-section: a clear beer-joke.

An unfamiliar fan at a football game is trying to start conversation and tells you a story about how he and his friends use to sneak onto the roof and drink heartily. (The story is told with profanity, laughter and inappropriate gestures): a disquised beer-joke.

You're Uncle offers you a beer at the family reunion even though he knows that you are thirteen years old. He doesn't intend to give you the drink, but simply offers it in order to have a cheap laugh and incite chuckles among other buzzed males: beer-joke of the 1st degree

Any other PRE-MEDITATED joke that involves alcohol: beer-joke of the 3rd degree.

by Big Sean January 8, 2007


to abuse a joke

To repeat the same joke until it is not funny anymore. Usually caused by people who are not that original.

Person A: Heheheh women belong to kitchen.
Person B: Bruh, you said this joke 100 times today. Stop abusing the joke!

Person A procceded to abuse a joke about women not being funny.

by Heća April 27, 2020


dark joke

A joke that is so dark that it’s dad still hasn’t come back with the milk, and is also more prone to cops shooting at it.

Timmy: Wanna here a dark joke?

Bill: Sure.

Timmy: My uncle tickles me in my No Sox Box.

Bill: Hahaha... wait you’re not joking?

by HoonisPahoonis August 17, 2020


joke-jacking

When you, the 'joker', privately make a hilarious joke at school, work, or in a group of friends and the 'jokee' then passes it on to others, or merely says it louder than you, thus giving the impression that they were the original creator of the joke.

*(Dude 1 whispers hilarious joke..)

Dude 2: HAHAHAHA Hey everyone!
I've got a hilarious joke!!

Dude 1: Hey wat gives?? Why u joke-jacking??

by The4RealDeal November 3, 2008


Joke Immunity

When one can make fun of all friends and relentlessly humiliate and mock them, yet receive no humiliation in return.

We were defending the front lines of Jokism and when they tried to return fire they didn't see our invisibilty cloak of joke immunity.

by Joke Lord December 22, 2010


Dad Joke

An embarassingly bad joke. Often demonstrated during wedding or 18th/21st Birthday Speeches.

Situation: You've just had a hair cut.
Dad Joke: What happened to you son? Had a run-in with a lawn mower?!

by Bunny January 20, 2004

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