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This article refers to English subculture. Virtually nobody in England refers to the country as Britain, but for some reason, most Americans do, so hopefully this title will help the Americans among us find what they're looking for.
It's a worldwide misconception that English culture revolves heavily around Tea, bowler hats, walking canes, deducing things and saying little idioms like "spiffing!" and "tally-ho old chap!".
This is infact, not the case.
Sadly, Britain is becoming more and more like America every day, due to the majority of television shows being aired coming from the USA.
Yes we drink Tea, but we also drink as much, if not more coffee.
you will never hear anybody say "spiffing!" or some similar phrase except if they are the living dead from the 1900's, or being sarcastic.
I've lived in England all my life, and i've never seen a single Bowler hat except at fancy dress parties
We do, however, have a thriving youth subculture. England's Answer to the American Gangsta is the Chav, who think they're solid as rock, when infact the word is a business term derived from "Chelmsford Average". It was originally used to describe a typical resident of the English area of Chelmsford. These people had relatively low paid jobs, but spent almost everything they earnt on very distasteful items, and were seen dripping with gold, much like a gypsy.
so to conclude, British culture is prety much the same as American culture, but (usually) with less arrogance, attitude or the belief that we own the world.
Thank you America, your pollution haunts us all.
Chav 1: Look guys. This TV show from America shows black guys in gangs.
Chav 2: wow! maybe we should pretend to be black, and hard. Hey, if it's from USA it must be good!
Chav 1: But won't we become annoying wiggers?
Chav 2: Nevermind. We'll just develop extreme arrogance and kick the seven shades of shit out of anybody for so much as breathing near us.
Chav 2: Yeah man! Let's kill british culture!
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A sequence of sexual events in this order, 1. Anal sex (with a girl) 2. Oral sex (given by girl) 3. Girl then tries to make out with you. EWWW
"Yo this chick tried to british brunch me last night but i told her im allergic to my own shit."
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A british fag who still cant get over that the U.S.A beat their ass 300 to 200 years ago.
That butthurt british guy up the street took down my American flag and put a british one up!
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A sexual act in the UK where a man with bad dental hygine cums on a girls face, then rubs his teeth on the ejaculate. This is how many men brush their teeth in the UK.
Paul came from England for a new life. But all he brought was a sack full of his British Toothpaste
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When a girl either can't, or is really bad at giving handjobs, they are refered to as a british handjob, meaning a british guy could do it better.
Guy 1: Did you get that handjob from grayce?
Guy 2: Nope she wouldnt do it, its like a british handjob
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A very strange lot of fellows who love to play Xbox live all day and talk about how fat and worthless the americans are, while they themselves don't know anything about who they are talking to. Usually the most smug and obnoxious ones are the kids, the ones who think they know everything and make very outrageous claims like no other. No one likes a smug british person.
I was playing Call of Duty 4 and some British Person, and his party of British People, started yelling at me about my mom. I think they were about 10-8 years old or something.
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Popular British Minecraft youtuber/streamer GeorgeNotFound
Look up "british twink" in a dictionary and you'll find GeorgeNotFound