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A man who has learned a lot from his past and is learning some more for the future. Juan Carlos is becoming wiser through the years and through his mistakes. He has a heart of fucking gold and is Learning to respond to it more and more. He loves doing the right thing so he’ll probably want to serve something bigger than himself. he can be a funny little cute jerk and naturally make you want to be spontaneous because he’s just a bad ass like that and loves to learn and expand his own knowledge. He has beautiful lips and a wonderful smile and eyes that will melt your heart and burn into your memory.
His voice is sexy deep >:) and he smells really good. You’ll miss him when he’s gone and if you let him go it’s because you know he’ll do great things because he is a bad A S S .
Whoa , Juan Carlos is so strong and smells really good ! hehe
Juan Carlos has an amazing calling , lift him up in prayer !
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A man born with talent who can play the guitar VERY well.
Black Magic Woman was one of his hits.
Many people wish they had guitar skillz like Carlos Santana!
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When you instagram friend request a 16 year old.
Owen: Yeah, he totally Carlo Caruso-ed her.
A man who thinks he's a comedian because he rehashes unfunny versions of jokes he stole from other comedians.
He seems to have delusions of grandeur, as his commercials and joke deliveries convey an attitude of "I'm bad because I said that! You wouldn't have the guts to laugh!" or "If you don't know who I am, you've been living under a fucking rock!"
He's a pathetic little miscreant who gives himself "scary" nicknames like "The Punisher" the way an eight-year-old without any friends would.
He's also half Honduran and half white, pretending to be Mexican when in reality he has no Mexican blood at all. Because of this being part of his thinly-veiled schtick, he overuses the phrases "wetback" and "beaner," trying to be offensive and funny.
The only way he is offensive is because his "comedy" is so painfully unfunny, yet he thinks he's the funniest, most offensive comedian out there.
Bill, "Hey look! Mind of Mencia is on! Carlos is so funny because he says things that are supposed to really offend people!"
John, "Carlos Mencia is not edgy or bad. He's pathetic."
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A no talent hack of a comedian who's considered 'edgy' by only himself. His name isnt Carlos, and he isnt Mexican, but FULL fag. He does material that hasn't been funny in years, or is more funny done by the ORIGINAL comedian who he stole it from.
Did u see my shit last night, it was almost as big a shit as carlos mencia
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A white man in a hispanic suit, programmed to destroy jokes, racial equality, and all intelligence.
Oh it's Mind of Mencia, starring Carlos Mencia, let me get my remote.
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Carlos Mencia obviously added the last ten or so entries himself trying to glorify himself. The first twenty entries all knock that faggot. I seriously wouldn't be surprised one bit if this was true. I hate Carlos Mencia. He is a thief, and Joe Rogan should have knocked that filthy piece of shit the fuck out.
Person #1- I hope Carlos Mencia gets hit by lightning.
Person #2- Word.
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