Chew boy

Man you keep around as a distraction during Covid; might not be your first choice but he’s a dependable choice in a crisis.

Have you met my chew boy, Mike? he’s been a great distraction this pandemic.

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chew life

Pertains to the amount of flavor remaining in a piece of gum;

I need to spit out my gum, there's no more chew life.
Hey can I get another piece, this one's out of chew life.

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Chewed-Orange

A Ruined Bumhole, by having too much anal sex.

Chewed-Orange "I've got a nipper like a chewed orange"

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chewing the chalupa

performing oral sex on a woman while she is being penetrated by a penis. (a beef filled taco)

I was boning this chic the other day while her girlfriend was chewing the chalupa.

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chew the pair

chew the pair is a phrase that twitch mod deems 'sexual content', but 'cunt' is fine. alright...

'my dog likes to chew the pair of shoes i leave by the door'
'SEXUAL CONTENT IS NOT ALLOWED IN CHAT'

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chewing juice

A polite way of telling a slack git that they are wasting time.

Think gurning.

Oi, you chewing juice again?

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bomb chewing

that good head that makes your toes curl

My girlfriend gave me some bomb chewing last night

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