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I'm Literally A Communist

Another way of saying "I'm a feeble-minded piece of crap". Typically uttered by cringey self-styled wannabe Commies, "Tankie" idiots and autist ANTIFA weaklings whilst they look at their Iphones and sip their soy lattes from Starbucks, taking advantage of the fruits of Capitalism and the free speech (and the Police they despise, usually) which protects them whilst spouting a lot of seditious gibberish and feigned solidarity with the working class, likely out of guilt of being from a wealthy family, notice how few of them work, unlike we of the working class, who are just trying to get by, and actually hate those clowns because we're very patriotic.

Most infamously said by Ash "I'm literally a Communist" Sarkar, a brain-dead aspie who hates this country and thinks we're so bad, yet won't buy a one-way ticket to somewhere like Venezuela, North Korea or Red China and move her sorry carcass there and be amongst her "comrades" over there, even though 98% of Britons would gladly buy the ticket and tell her not to let the door hit her on the arse on the way out. Seriously, Sarkar, from the British working class, FUCK. RIGHT. OFF. we don't want you here.

"I'm Literally a Communist" said mongoloidic Guardianista Ash Sarkar, as she enjoyed the fruits of our Capitalist system, such as computers, wealth, having enough to eat, a "smart" phone, the internet, free speech, holidays, whilst at the same crapping all over we, the British working class, GTFO out of our country, you aren't wanted here!

by Wardie1993 August 16, 2023


cupertino communist

1. Someone who believes Cupertino should be part of China because there is so many Chinese people living there.

2. A China born immigrant who buys a nice house, has a good family and nice job in Cupertino

My goodness, why is everything in Cupertino expensive. Maybe they should start the Cupertino communist party.
2. Man, those Cupertino communist took my job.

by Brokecollegestudebt November 11, 2019


Communist Blackbeard

Communist Blackbeard is a person that don't follow rules has many enemies gets in trouble all the time and is evil

Communist Blackbeard is a person that will never give up

by Jacob Hyde Xavier September 27, 2021


Communist Queef

A queef while a girl is on her period.

« She did a fat communist queef »

by KnightPug July 17, 2019


Cannabis Communist

Cannabis Communists, normally a group of people who cultivate cannabis and split the pot. (Literally and figuratively)

Person1: “Hey, wanna start growing with me? We could be cannabis communists.“

Person2: “What the hells a Cannabis Communist”?

by Mr.MacBoy March 20, 2020


Dirty Communist

Stupid non- freedom loving glorious capitalist and is working with the Soviets and very dangerous

You sir are a dirty communist

by Reginald Glocksonion May 2, 2022


fat russian communist

your dumass fat teacher that will not stop fucking talk about his god dam russian ansesters

no one wants to hear about your fucking russian ansestery now fucking teach the class you fat russian communist

by extra thick hunter April 25, 2019