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Jackassery Degree (J.D.)

A degree in jackassery required to become a lawyer.

On your application for this attorney position please provide a copy of your Jackassery Degree (J.D.).

by Ae5Ea8 November 23, 2016


ftw degree

'Fries With That?' Degree n.
A college or university degree with no real prospect of employment. Recipients will likely end up working fast food to pay the bills, and burning their diploma to keep warm.

"Hey man, you hear Mary is taking a BA in Ukrainian Folklore?"
"Yea man, total FTW degree."

by B.Sc. October 9, 2013


The Degree of Reality

the amount, level, or extent to which something is real

What's the degree of reality of that reflection bruh – how real is that reflection in comparison to which it's reflecting?

by ElliotMcvey November 16, 2020


Begging the degree to which

Candace tapping into her former liberalism by...

Hym "Begging the degree to which conservatives are condemning non-traditional inter-sexual interactions. You absolutely ARE doing and HAVE done that. Either implicitly or explicitly (across time). ✌️✊️✌️We✌️✊️✌️ DON'T know that's it's 'objectively better' because WE KNOW that marriage FAILS HALF THE TIME, Candace. You know, all of your colleges think that divorce SHOULDN'T EXIST. Is that what YOU think, Candace? Because IF SO... It seems like... Whenever REALITY... Conflicts with conservative Christian values... It SEEM LIKE... You and your colleges... Want to make the things that conflict with your church-derivative ethical presuppositions... Not exist anymore. BOY-OH-BOY DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR! I'M STARTING TO SENSE A PATTERN! The math is simple, Candace. 50% of marriages end in divorce. Are 100% of marriages happy marriages? The non-divorce ones I mean? Unlikely. So, marriage ISN'T objectively better. Marriage is miserable OVER 50% of the time. MOST OF THE TIME... MARRIAGE IS BAD. And then you're going to go on the squid-boy's channel and and your project the illusion that your ideas are being contended with. But really it's a farce. Squid-boy is just going to shit out his nebulous cloud of social-centrist anti-fringe ink poop and no we're no closer to truth than we were and hour and 14 minutes ago."

by Hym Iam March 9, 2024


45 degrees

The angle at which an armor joint on a bridge must be cut to ensure maximum efficiency

Brian: “did you guys cut that joint at 45 degrees?”
Don: “no we can accomplish the same goal as cutting straight down”
Brian: “you all are fucking retarded” *slams truck door, takes of in anger*

by Trainwreck6969 June 19, 2020


i'll rek you 90 degrees

Bending someone over to fuck them really, really hard in the ass.

Xaviar: I'll rek you 90 degrees, m8.
Josh: Yes, daddy.

by LololXXDDD July 7, 2017


3rd degree scruff

When you make out with a guy with facial hair and the scruff rubs against your skin. The burn!

He gave me a 3rd degree scruff last night.

by hehehoho24 October 4, 2021